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renember: peanut butter is dangerous because scientists have descovered that 1 teaspoon of peanut butter contains 0,0000001 % of S.H.I.T. (suicidal hazardous ink... thing)

i don't want anything else to say, because i'm straight. and so is my penis.

EXCUSE ME FOR THE INCONVIENIANCE, BUT THIS POEM IS BEING MOVED FROM MY NEWSPOST 37 TO THIS ONE.

i like to throw shit
into the sky
but sometimes i hit
someone's eye.

he says"wtf?"
i say: "i'm sorry"
he says: "you're mean!"
and that i'm a dummy.

then i show him my ass
he starts to smile
"do you like it?" i ask
"no!..." he says with denial.

but then i thought
that a homo was he
i said: "back off, dude!"
but he did not flee.

he moved in slowly
and i got scared
but that would be cowardly
so i hit his beard.

he said "OUCH!"
and jumped onto me
on my innocent head
and then he started to pee.

he pissed on my head
oh, and he was heavy
he crushed my weak spot
and that was my belly.

my body was sore
and that gay started to kiss
i never seen such gore
in my mouth was his piss.

his piss was so dry
and not tasty at all
i would have prefered pie
but having it i do not recall.

but then i got mad
and i hit him hard
but that move was bad
because he shit out a tard.

the tard stank so bad
it smelled like garbage
and garbage is stinky
and should be called tardage.

that gay didn't back off
until the midnight came
i even developed a cough
and he is to blame.

- thank god you made it! so, where are those answers?
- answers? nope, i don't have any answers. i only got this PORN!
- dude, what the f**k?! i told you to get those answers!
- sorry, but i forget things easy
- ok, smacking time
[smack!]
- OUCH! stop with the smack! i know the answers!
- for real?
- yup. here u go:

1. 7 - 8 = -1
2. 1 + 999 = 1000
3. 88 + 88954 = 89042
4. 88
5. 10
6. 78
7. 4. - 5. = 6.
8. 44 + 44 = 88
9. 44 + 44 = 4444
10. 4444 - 44 = 44
11. infinity + infinity = 2 infinities
12. 5? 5!
13. 8 + 8 = 16
14. a penis
15. 7 + 7 > 6 + 7
16. 8 + 8 < penis + 8
17. 53 + 53 + 53 - 153 < 53
18. 007 - 7 = 000
19. O_O - _ = no mouth
20. 7 + 1 - (4 + 4) = 0

- thanks for the answers!
- what answers? oh yeaaaaaaah, these:

1. E
2. C
3. D
4. D
5. C
6. D
7. E
8. D
9. C
10. D

1. B
2. D
3. B
4. B
5. E
6. E
7. A
8. B
9. D
10. A

one of those lists of answers is INCORRECT. how to know which list of answers is correct? GUESS!!!!!!

- dude!
- sup?
[wham!]
- OUCH! what was that for?!
- because i got an F for my test
- is it my fault that you didn't study?
- no, but it is your fault that you brought porn to school instead of those answers that i asked for, you dumbass!
- speaking of porn, check this out:
[gives picture with porn]
- what the hell?
- yeah, i know! that porn is f**king AWESOME!
- it's a naked babe...
- well, duh
- i don't feel like checking out porn right now
- awww...
- i feel like i should smack you in the head
- no don't do that!
Teacher: WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?!
- just smacking each other
Teacher: WELL THEN, CARRY ON
[smack!]
- OUCH! stop that!
- oh, your right. i should use this baseball bat to smack you
[smack!]
- OUCH! no, i don't want anymore smack!
- you sure?
[smack!]
- YES I'M SURE!!!
- ok then bring answers to the next test, k?

i enjoy taking sentences and mixing them. its kindoff weird to just look at it:

my starting sentences that i mix later:

1. dogs piss a lot
2. kids don't brush their teeth
3. the trees at the park are nice

and my mixed-up sentences:

1. dogs brush trees at tooth park
2. piss on kids are nice
3. trees don't brush a lot dogs

lol, it's crazy, riiiiight? check this next one out: (starting sentences)

1. mountains are very big sometimes
2. uncle bob is old and disgusting
3. i like to feed cookies to my hamster

mixed-up sentences:

1. mountains are disgusting hamster cookies
2. uncle bob feed big old hamster
3. mountains is uncle bob are old and cookies

cool, huh? i also do this:

starting words:

1. rub
2. cookie

mixed up word: roobie!

and one more:

1. mountain
2. island

mixed up word: mouland!

I KNOW IT IS AWESOME!!! ok one more:

1. mile
2. planet

mixed up word: plaminet!

WOW I'M SO FULL OF JOY! ok thats enough for this time see you later!

- awww SH*T
- what's the matter?
- i just saw this commercial and it said that students who don't pass school get f**king jobs!
- well, duh
- my life can't end like this! you gotta help me!
- and how exactly is that possible?
- well, you can bring answers to tests or somethin
- k, i will see what i can do.
[tomorrow]
- DUDE, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?! THE TEST IS ABOUT TO START!!!
- dude, chill. i took some time cuz i had to go jerk off
- f**k, we don't have time for this!!! just give me the answers!!!!
[grabs paper]
- no wait, that's not the...
Teacher: - HEY YOU RETARDS NO TALKING
- f**k. he took the wrong papers. i just hope that the teacher doesn't see what he took. it's even worse than when the teacher caughts ppl with answers
[during the test]
- hmmm... how to devide fractions? i can't remember... looks like a good time to look at those answers...
[looks at paper]
- omg... OMG... OH MAH GAWD... DUDE?!... WHAT IS THIS?!
- i tried to tell you those were not the answers... but you did not listen and took those pictures with porn...
- aw man now i don't have the answers AND the teacher can caught me with this porn...
- sorry man, but i cant help you, i'm doing the test.
- hmmm.... how to get answers.... i got it! can you let me copy your test?
- dude, i didn't even study. i wouldn't be surprised if i get a D or something
- oh sh*t! i need to find a solution... JOEY! do you have answers?
Joey: - PISS OFF LOSER I STILL RENEMBER YOU EGGING MY HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL YESTERDAY
- oh yeah... BOB, do you have answers to the test?
Bob: f**k you faggot, i remember you hacking my website
- sh*t, everyone is being meanies...
Teacher: - AND WHAT IS THIS?!
- ahhhh, this is..... uhhh.... my mom... yeah, thats it! thats my mom!
Teacher: - BUT WHY IS SHE NAKED IN ALL OF THESE PHOTOS?!
- because... uh..... those pictures were taken with an x-ray, and everyone knows that x-rays show through clothes and stuff... you know...
Teacher: - OK, I GUESS SO, BUT I'M KEEPING... I MEAN CONFISCATING THESE SEXY... I MEAN SEXIST PHOTOS!...
- ok, teacher.
- hey, he took my porn!
- f**k your porn and f**k you too! you were supposed to get the answers, remember?!
- well, i can't help it if i'm a porn addicted retard!
[bangs head at table]
- oh come on cheer up, things don't look that bad!
Teacher: OH AND BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT NON-SCHOOL MATERIAL TOO CLASS YOU ARE DECREASED BY TWO MARKS!
[bangs head at table]
- ok... maybe things are looking bad...

- dude, did you see that?
- see what?
- that cow just fell from the sky!
- ah, that's nothing, i seen worse.
- like what?
- i once saw an airplane fall from the sky, and it almost hit the airport!
- wow! that's amazing! oh and have i ever told you when i was on a airplane and a shark fell from the sky and grabed the airplane!
- oh sh*t!
- yeah, but that wasn't all! the shark bit through the hull and chomped up some dudes who were sitting next to me, then the shark suddenly came for me! i knew i had to act fast, so i picked up my suitcase and WHAM i pumeled that stupid shark, and then he fell into some city or somethin
- omg, that must have been some adventure! oh and by the way, have i ever told you about my trip and the tornado that i saw?
- no, you haven't told me
- ok, so as i got in my car and when i drove in the middle of a desert and that's when i saw that tornado! it flew for me and caught my car, but ofcourse i jumped out just in time and landed on a soft bush. the the tornado sucked in my car and it like blew up!and then when i started runing away, the tornado caught my pants and WUSH they flew away and then i was naked but i managed to run away.
- thats nothing compared to what happened to me when i was out on my fishing trip!
- what happened on your fishing trip?
- well, i was fishing calmly when the clouds turned dark and started raining and...
- hold on, hold on, so you saying me that your "amazing" adventure was some rain? thats shit!
- EXACTLY! it was shit, it started to fall from the sky as rain!
- no way!
- yup. the shit fell in the river and it turned brown, and my face was dirty, and when i ran a huge piece of shit knocked me down and i was suffering from agony and stuff but i stood up and ran and ran when i found shelter
- wow! that's so cool!
- yeah, i know

when i am inside the house and afraid to put my foot outside because of the police insident, i now do A LOT of chores at home...

take out the garbage
clean your room
pick up the groceries (no way mom, cops are on too me)
take barky out for a walk (my dog)
rake up the leaves at the garden
water the plants
do your homework
fold the covers
prepear the snacks, guests are ariving

and it is like this EVERY DAY. i'm so bored when i can't go outside. and like, f**k!

today i tell this story that happened to me today:

those BASTARDS they finaly f**ked me up!!! it was a normal day outside and i as always was teasing toddlers at the playground, but suddenly some granny came and told me "young man, its not polite to kick youger kids and blah blah blah..." and then i told her to f**k off and tried to leave but then the old bitch kicked me in my ankle!!! too bad that a cop was nearby and he said: "hey you punk, it's not polite to pick on old ladies and blah blah blah" and so i kicked that idiot cop in the nuts and then i ran away, but the cop was chasing me around town the hole afternoon till i ran out off breath and then he put his hand on my shoulder and he said: "you're coming with me, son", but i was all like get lost loser and then i threw a garbage can at him. then he fell on the ground (i think it was only because he was shocked by the awful smell) and then i ran away and like now i'm always inside my house and i'm afraid to go outside so like f**k...