- awww SH*T
- what's the matter?
- i just saw this commercial and it said that students who don't pass school get f**king jobs!
- well, duh
- my life can't end like this! you gotta help me!
- and how exactly is that possible?
- well, you can bring answers to tests or somethin
- k, i will see what i can do.
[tomorrow]
- DUDE, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?! THE TEST IS ABOUT TO START!!!
- dude, chill. i took some time cuz i had to go jerk off
- f**k, we don't have time for this!!! just give me the answers!!!!
[grabs paper]
- no wait, that's not the...
Teacher: - HEY YOU RETARDS NO TALKING
- f**k. he took the wrong papers. i just hope that the teacher doesn't see what he took. it's even worse than when the teacher caughts ppl with answers
[during the test]
- hmmm... how to devide fractions? i can't remember... looks like a good time to look at those answers...
[looks at paper]
- omg... OMG... OH MAH GAWD... DUDE?!... WHAT IS THIS?!
- i tried to tell you those were not the answers... but you did not listen and took those pictures with porn...
- aw man now i don't have the answers AND the teacher can caught me with this porn...
- sorry man, but i cant help you, i'm doing the test.
- hmmm.... how to get answers.... i got it! can you let me copy your test?
- dude, i didn't even study. i wouldn't be surprised if i get a D or something
- oh sh*t! i need to find a solution... JOEY! do you have answers?
Joey: - PISS OFF LOSER I STILL RENEMBER YOU EGGING MY HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL YESTERDAY
- oh yeah... BOB, do you have answers to the test?
Bob: f**k you faggot, i remember you hacking my website
- sh*t, everyone is being meanies...
Teacher: - AND WHAT IS THIS?!
- ahhhh, this is..... uhhh.... my mom... yeah, thats it! thats my mom!
Teacher: - BUT WHY IS SHE NAKED IN ALL OF THESE PHOTOS?!
- because... uh..... those pictures were taken with an x-ray, and everyone knows that x-rays show through clothes and stuff... you know...
Teacher: - OK, I GUESS SO, BUT I'M KEEPING... I MEAN CONFISCATING THESE SEXY... I MEAN SEXIST PHOTOS!...
- ok, teacher.
- hey, he took my porn!
- f**k your porn and f**k you too! you were supposed to get the answers, remember?!
- well, i can't help it if i'm a porn addicted retard!
[bangs head at table]
- oh come on cheer up, things don't look that bad!
Teacher: OH AND BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT NON-SCHOOL MATERIAL TOO CLASS YOU ARE DECREASED BY TWO MARKS!
[bangs head at table]
- ok... maybe things are looking bad...