today i tell this story that happened to me today:

those BASTARDS they finaly f**ked me up!!! it was a normal day outside and i as always was teasing toddlers at the playground, but suddenly some granny came and told me "young man, its not polite to kick youger kids and blah blah blah..." and then i told her to f**k off and tried to leave but then the old bitch kicked me in my ankle!!! too bad that a cop was nearby and he said: "hey you punk, it's not polite to pick on old ladies and blah blah blah" and so i kicked that idiot cop in the nuts and then i ran away, but the cop was chasing me around town the hole afternoon till i ran out off breath and then he put his hand on my shoulder and he said: "you're coming with me, son", but i was all like get lost loser and then i threw a garbage can at him. then he fell on the ground (i think it was only because he was shocked by the awful smell) and then i ran away and like now i'm always inside my house and i'm afraid to go outside so like f**k...