i don't want anything else to say, because i'm straight. and so is my penis.

EXCUSE ME FOR THE INCONVIENIANCE, BUT THIS POEM IS BEING MOVED FROM MY NEWSPOST 37 TO THIS ONE.

i like to throw shit
into the sky
but sometimes i hit
someone's eye.

he says"wtf?"
i say: "i'm sorry"
he says: "you're mean!"
and that i'm a dummy.

then i show him my ass
he starts to smile
"do you like it?" i ask
"no!..." he says with denial.

but then i thought
that a homo was he
i said: "back off, dude!"
but he did not flee.

he moved in slowly
and i got scared
but that would be cowardly
so i hit his beard.

he said "OUCH!"
and jumped onto me
on my innocent head
and then he started to pee.

he pissed on my head
oh, and he was heavy
he crushed my weak spot
and that was my belly.

my body was sore
and that gay started to kiss
i never seen such gore
in my mouth was his piss.

his piss was so dry
and not tasty at all
i would have prefered pie
but having it i do not recall.

but then i got mad
and i hit him hard
but that move was bad
because he shit out a tard.

the tard stank so bad
it smelled like garbage
and garbage is stinky
and should be called tardage.

that gay didn't back off
until the midnight came
i even developed a cough
and he is to blame.