- dude, did you see that?
- see what?
- that cow just fell from the sky!
- ah, that's nothing, i seen worse.
- like what?
- i once saw an airplane fall from the sky, and it almost hit the airport!
- wow! that's amazing! oh and have i ever told you when i was on a airplane and a shark fell from the sky and grabed the airplane!
- oh sh*t!
- yeah, but that wasn't all! the shark bit through the hull and chomped up some dudes who were sitting next to me, then the shark suddenly came for me! i knew i had to act fast, so i picked up my suitcase and WHAM i pumeled that stupid shark, and then he fell into some city or somethin
- omg, that must have been some adventure! oh and by the way, have i ever told you about my trip and the tornado that i saw?
- no, you haven't told me
- ok, so as i got in my car and when i drove in the middle of a desert and that's when i saw that tornado! it flew for me and caught my car, but ofcourse i jumped out just in time and landed on a soft bush. the the tornado sucked in my car and it like blew up!and then when i started runing away, the tornado caught my pants and WUSH they flew away and then i was naked but i managed to run away.
- thats nothing compared to what happened to me when i was out on my fishing trip!
- what happened on your fishing trip?
- well, i was fishing calmly when the clouds turned dark and started raining and...
- hold on, hold on, so you saying me that your "amazing" adventure was some rain? thats shit!
- EXACTLY! it was shit, it started to fall from the sky as rain!
- no way!
- yup. the shit fell in the river and it turned brown, and my face was dirty, and when i ran a huge piece of shit knocked me down and i was suffering from agony and stuff but i stood up and ran and ran when i found shelter
- wow! that's so cool!
- yeah, i know