Therefore I'm making an archive of all of my shitposts.

Before the 2012 or whatever redesign, an archive of all of these was easily available, now I gotta bust my ass making this list. THANKS NEWGROUNDS

1. http://spoildmilk.newgrounds.com/news/post/426001 <- My official 1st post and interesting stuff dump. 

2. http://spoildmilk.newgrounds.com/news/post/426004 <- uh..... it's late and i'm starting to get crazy.

3. http://spoildmilk.newgrounds.com/news/post/426014 <- OH... MAH... GAWD...

4. http://spoildmilk.newgrounds.com/news/post/426025 <- zomg! i was drunk last night...

5. http://spoildmilk.newgrounds.com/news/post/426030 <- pass the ketchup.

6.

After all these years? A news...post?

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*whispering to himself* Is this... what it feels like? Is this what a newspost is? •_•

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I like this feeling. I shall continue. I won't dissapoint myself again, I won't abbandon this lonely account.

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I love talking to myself.

Really I do, I'm just really stupid and incompetent and I am bored most of the time.

I don't care! They're delicious!

IMMA FAG TROLL ME HAHA I DON'CARE LOL

Hardcore self trolling.

This newspost has comment settings set to "Approved comments only"!

Let's see what this brings us!

Ah, I look back at all these troll posts back when I was 12-ish. So stupid... Did... Did I really post those? No... Can't be...

It seems that with age, the urge to troll just goes away. I remember that I used to go on Newgrounds just to express my trolly habits. What happened to them, life? What happened to them, father Time?

Didn't expect to see me again, did you?

Raided another downtown warehouse, those bastards. Now I'll have to fortify it AGAIN. Jeezus Fucken Chraist.

The will eat our brains! They feel no fear!