Chainsaw kills this week: 24

Aw crap, last week was 29. I'm falling behind.

Man, what to do with all of this contraband heroin on my coffee table in front of me?

I'm just SOOOOO bored!!!!

We need to take all of the stuff that pollutes the planet and... send it into space.

Anyways, this.

Tom, I'm waiting.

...if there's more to Newgrounds than what meets the eye...

This is my newspost. And if you don't like it, then please leave.

Stranger: hi
You: buttsecks?
Stranger: wat?
You: -.-
You: communication fail
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Stranger: asl
You: u liek mudkip?!?!?!
You: lololol
Stranger: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: asl
You: lololololo
You: asl fail
Stranger: wat/
Stranger: asl
Stranger:
You: collect item: mudkipz
Stranger:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: he

You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: u liek mudkip?!?!?!
You: lololol
Stranger: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: asl
You: lololololo
You: asl fail
Stranger: wat/
Stranger: asl
Stranger:
You: collect item: mudkipz
Stranger:

Stranger: lol what the fudge?!
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You: u liek mudkips?
Stranger: Hello!
Stranger: Yes. I do.
Stranger: They are blue. And spit water ^-^
You: just liek my penis -.-
Stranger: Water? Rally?
Stranger: Oh wow
Stranger: You are in some trouble dude
You: slightly white water, yes
Stranger: You need more Zinc in your diet
Stranger: And.. Blue??
Stranger: Sir, I believe you should see a doctor.
You: Yes. blue.
You: do not worry!
You: its just food dye!
Stranger: Ohhhh!
Stranger: That explains it.
Stranger: The water is still an issue though
Stranger: If you ever want a woman to get pregnant with your children, you should get yourself some more Zinc.
You: i should include minerals in my diet :(
Stranger: Exactly!
Stranger: Zinc works.
You: where can you get zinc, besides a mine?
Stranger: Hmmmmm
Stranger: Centrium vitamin suplements
Stranger: Or, some foods
Stranger: Don't worry, your friend Google is there to help you!
You: all i have to do is type: healthy diet! ^-^
Stranger: Yay for internetz!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: LUFF YHOO BAYUBZZ, MWAH
Stranger: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

You: if you're tough enough you can come
Stranger: naaaah, i'm a hermit, i dont leave my house, sorry D:
You: you don't have a big enough dick probably too
You: the gang only alows bigs
Stranger: doood my penis is bigger than yours and i dont even have one :3
You: i don't have one..
You: the gang.. they...
You: chopped off my penis.
Stranger: ouch D:
You: because it was to big for them to handle
Stranger: ahh, jealousy..
You: i'm so pissed at those... >:(
You: FUCKERS!
Stranger: ikr D:
You: that's why i told the cops about they're "meeting"
Stranger: now they are gonna find you nad use a nailclippers to take your nipples off D:
You: i know bros don't snitch but they chopped my FUCKING DICK OFF FOR GOD'S SAKE
Stranger: but still D: now you wont have a penis or nipples D:
You: yeah either way i owe a lot
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You: yo
Stranger: hi
You: the gang said they're gonna hang out at 10 pm by the "sign"
Stranger: man29
Stranger: who
You: man i don't know
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where r u from
You: man don't ask too much, they could be listening
Stranger: yes right
Stranger: wat should we do then?
You: they probably sent someone to track me down
Stranger: oh be careful
You: so im keeping a low profile for now
Stranger: u can come hide in my home
You: i dunno... is your crib secure?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: very secure
Stranger: come to me
Stranger: fast
Stranger: before they attack again
You: they already attacked once
You: and i've been hiding ever since
You: man the things they did...
Stranger: good
Stranger: u have to hide good
Stranger: to be safe from them
You: they chopped my fucking dick off dude i don't wanna encounter them again
Stranger: ya ya
Stranger: stay away from them
Stranger: u can come to me
You: you got any emergency space to hide in even if they track me down?
Stranger: i wil keep my dick away from u
Stranger: so u r safe
Stranger: yes u can go from the window
Stranger: it opens in the other side
You: yea i'll just smash it with my palm
You: if i need to run...
Stranger: yes
Stranger: so which time u wil come
You: imma be crashing at yo place for a while, u got beet?
Stranger: so i prepare the bed for u
Stranger: wat beet means
You: beer lol
Stranger: no sorry
Stranger: i dnt drink alcohol
You: i failed at my speech
You: man aw!
You: shame
Stranger: u man or woman?
You: man im a guy
You: at least i was i have no dick no more man
Stranger: u got nice ass?
You: they chopped it off with a machete
You: man i dunno
You: i guess
Stranger: i wanna fuuck u
You: only if your beds comfy i don't get turned on if it ain't comfortable
Stranger: how old r u
You: man last time i checked... i dunno... are you a bro or a hoe btw?!
Stranger: i wil go now
Stranger: have nice time
You: kk i will drag my ass to the streets
You: and just hang out
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Stranger: Where does the pink portal lead?
You: to my butthole
Stranger: Right.... *enters portal*
You: OUCH!
You: what the heck was that?!?!
Stranger: I guess you weren't lying.
You: man i wish i was!
Stranger: Why is there a portal that goes there?
You: that crawling feeling is creepy!
You: because SOME PEOPLE enjoy seeing me shout
You: when someone crawls up my butt
Stranger: The portal is one way...
Stranger: What now?
You: the last thing you should do is crawl up...
You: because i don't want anyone inside me
Stranger: I can't find any other route than that.
You: are you SURE the buthole exit is blocked?
You: because i can feel a big one coming out ._.
You: look out!
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You: ass
Stranger: What ?
You: ASS
Stranger: Shut up!
You: MAN, ASS!
Stranger: Fuck you!
Stranger: Fuck off asshole!
You: ASSSSSSSSS!
You: I NEEED
Stranger: Your a gay ?
You: NOOOO
You: I NEED ANY KIND OF
You: AAAAAAAASS
Stranger: where are you ?
You: IM HERE!
Stranger: Where are you!
Stranger: I'm comin' Where are you mother fuck!
You: YOU COMING... TO KICK MY ASS?!
Stranger: Yes! Where are you bitch!
You: NOT TELLING!
Stranger: Why ? You afraid ?
You: I LIKE MY ASS UNKICKED!
You: IT GETS NOT GOOD WHEN IT'S KICKED
Stranger: Come on. I'm kicked you ass
Stranger: How old are you pimp _
Stranger: ?
You: IN A FINE PIMP AGE
You: JUST LIKE ALL PIMPS
You: ASSSSSSSSSSSS
Stranger: how old are you bitch ?
You: IM A 58 YEAR OLD MAAAAAAN
Stranger: Hahahaha! Fuck off grandfather!
Stranger: I respect of grandfathers! Hahaha!
You: back in my day it was much warmer for my bones
Stranger: Shut up asshole grandpa!
You: shut up... my asshole?
You: it's already shut!
Stranger: Hey! Where are you ? I'm comin' and fuck you bitch!
You: FUCK ME... IN THE ASS?!
Stranger: No! Me and my mob is fuck you!
You: YOU AIN'T GOT A CHANCE AGAINST MY SENILE PERSON GANG!
Stranger: Where are you son of bitch! Me and my mob kill you!
Stranger: Come on grandpa!
You: IM IN UPSTATE NEW YORK!
You: COME AT ME!
Stranger: Ok. Wait!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: heyy
You: pineapple!
Stranger: pear
You: banana
Stranger: melon
You: orange
Stranger: coconut
You: lemon
Stranger: strawberry
You: blueberry
Stranger: lime
You: grapefruit!
Stranger: papaya
You: ....pinecone
Stranger: errr
You: i messed up :/
Stranger: hahaha! i win!!
Stranger: :-)
You: maaaaan!
Stranger: :-D
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you like strong women?
Stranger: hi
You: do you?
Stranger: yes
You: for what possible reason?
Stranger: ma chudao
Stranger: sex
Stranger: r u in or not?
You: strong women have big penis requirments
You: they like it big
Stranger: i have big one.
You: mmmm.
You: how many inches?
Stranger: 7.5 inches
You: nice, nice.
You: that fits my big penis requirements
Stranger: great
You: how good are you at using it, boy?
Stranger: very good
You: ah, yes.
You: you would make an excellent sex mate.
Stranger: i fuck my gf' pussy 20 min
Stranger: yes
Stranger: tell me about ur body
You: big tits, bushy vagina.
Stranger: i like it
You: big strong arms to hold penis tightly.
Stranger: u have facebook account
You: yes.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Never gonna give you up, never gunna make you cry!
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: ya rrealllyyy?
You: NEVER GUNNA RIN AROUND AND HURT YOU
Stranger: so sweet
You: NEVER GUNNA SAY GOODBYE
You: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE... AND HURT YOU
Stranger: good bye....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I AM THE KNOWER OF ALL, YOU MAY ASK BUT ONE QUESTION

You: sup rick
Stranger: I AM NOT RICK!
You: no?
Stranger: WHO IS THIS HANDSOME SOUNDING RICK?
You: you! sup?
Stranger: nm man ayye
Stranger: you?
You: rick, you foolin' with me? :/
Stranger: yeah
You: rick don't play games you crazy guy :D
Stranger: :D you crazy man
You: rick so wassup
You: haven't heard from you in a while
Stranger: yeah man been like ages :P
Stranger: im good just watch tele
You: ah, ok
You: so how are you and jennifer doing?
Stranger: OI GUESS WHAT!!
You: WHAT!
Stranger: IM NOT RICK
You: ._.
You: ....
You: ......................
Stranger: U MAD BRO?
You: yeah i'm mad
You: rick you should know better than to kid around like that!
Stranger: yeah i should ayye
You: looool :)
Stranger: its funny cause my name is rick but i dont know anyone called jennifer, so yeah :P
You: yeah so let's think back on the the good times we had
You: rick.
Stranger: cya friend
You: cya.
You: take care.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: hey girl
You: you so fine
Stranger: wat the fuck
You: such a fine ass baby
Stranger: im a dude
You: also, pardon my boner *wink*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: Hey!
You: heil hitler!
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: ... damn. Nazis are a bit thick these daysl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: m
You: f
You: f as in wanna f uck?
Stranger: are you a woman?
You: yes.
Stranger: PROVE IT TO ME
You: how?
Stranger: tell me what makes you hott
Stranger: u talk like a guy
Stranger: wanna fuck
You: i'm sorry that you don't wanna do it :(
Stranger: name?
You: bigboobsie
Stranger: i never said that
Stranger: name?
You: .Susie
Stranger: what turns you on Susie
You: hmmm... well, big penises (i'm so embarrassed to admit this :O)
Stranger: why?
You: because you think i'm a whore :(
Stranger: no if thats how you feel it turns me on
You: oh that's cool
Stranger: I like to be teased about my little cock
You: how do people who tease you know it's small? they would have to see it first :(
Stranger: its average but it turns me on when women tell me they like big cocks and they get turned on
You: like me? :D
Stranger: yes babe
You: cool
Stranger: wanna tell me
Stranger: its getting hard
Stranger: taking off my boxers
You: why?
Stranger: im starting to jerk it now
You: image you see me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: tell me how you like big cocks
You: well, when a guy takes out a large penis it kind of makes me wanna suck it and stroke it and whatever :/
Stranger: u live in the us
You: yup
Stranger: phone sex?
You: ok sure :)
Stranger: how old are you?
You: i'm 17
Stranger: im 24
Stranger: give me your number ill call you right now
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Stranger: im looking for some one from galveston!!!!!!!!
You: that's where you live?
Stranger: yes, i want friends
You: then go outside
You have disconnected.
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You: hey girl
Stranger: suck my pussy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: hya
Stranger: Hey
You: hitler is still alive and he's planning to kill milions of jews again, did you know that?
Stranger: No he isn't though...
You: he is! my friend said he's hiding in his basement
Stranger: Hahaha! How old would he even be now anyway?
You: he is like 100 years old and gross
You: but he's taking some kind of medication that keeps him alive
Stranger: He's clearly dead... anyway, make sure he kills bieber
You: he has included bieber in his plan
You: !
You: because justin is a fascist and a racist
Stranger: Wooooo I now love hitler
Stranger: Justin is a tranny
You: tranny and a granny! you didn't know that he's joseph stalin in disguise.
You: he's also 100+ years old
Stranger: Who's Joseph Stalin?
You: the soviet russia dictator
Stranger: Are you from Russia?
You: no, i'm usa
You: from usa at least
Stranger: I'm from the uk:') how old are you?
You: he killed thousend of people in the world war!
You: also i'm 15
You: yay!
Stranger: I'm 15 too :') do you have twitter?
You: yes
Stranger: What's your twitter name?
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Stranger: i say the united states should veto the shit out of palestine
You: aye
You: oh rly?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: fuck palestine
You: but wouldn't israel defend?
Stranger: what
You: jerusalem is in palestine you know
Stranger: no Jerusalem belongs to israel
Stranger: all of it\
You: yes and israel has taken over palestine
You: so yeah it's part of israel
Stranger: the us was run by indians does it mean that it still belongs to them
You: so you're saying palestine is a independent country?
Stranger: no im saying that palestine was never a country and never deserves a country
You: and the usa should veto the shit out of it?
Stranger: yes finnally someone understands me
Stranger: i think im in love
You: aw man i think im blushing :/
Stranger: your welcome
Stranger: lets get married and hate palestine together
You: lovers in hate :)
Stranger: alright im gonna see what other people think about this creature called palestine
You: k make sure they understand palestine should die
Stranger: yes i will do my best
Stranger: love u forever
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: im a dude
You: i'm a dude also
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: bansheee!
Stranger: asl
You: go back to the swamp you came, witch!
You: your foul tricks will not kill me!
You: BLURGH! BLAH!
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Stranger: hello im a friendly male pedophile. Ask me anything.
You: okay... do you like small children?
Stranger: obviously, yes.
You: when was the last time you sodomized a child? :/
Stranger: sodomized ? i think youre mistaking me for somothing else.
You: okay, so do you involve yourself in any kind of illegal activity?
Stranger: ....yes, but not i a way that it directly hurts somone.
You: oh, glad to hear that. i guess you are a friendly pedophile.
Stranger: more qestions, please¨
You: so do you feel okay with the fact that you're a pedophile?
Stranger: how can i? everyone hates a pedophile without reason, without doubt...
Stranger: without knowing what we really are..
Stranger: pedo is not equal child molester
You: aw, sorry to hear that. well, do you think pedophiles shouldn't be hated without a reason?
Stranger: yes? we all think we are liberal society, dont we ?
You: yeah, we are what we are and no one can change that.
Stranger: and we shoukd not be beaten, harassed, or even killed, for what we are.
You: exactly.
You: so do you hide the fact that you're a pedophile because you're afraid of what people will think of you?
You: if they knew, that is.
Stranger: ofcourse. if not i would be dead.
Stranger: 3 of my friends know.
You: oh i guess that's a smart choice since modern society is too judgmental these days
You: oh and are they okay with it?
Stranger: 2 are 1 is not, and i regret i told him.
Stranger: but done is done ;/
You: oh, well does he avoid or ignore you now, etc.?
Stranger: i think, yeah....he comes certanly less frequently...
You: oh, well it's a shame.
Stranger: indeed.
Stranger: yeahh...im 18 years old by the way....
You: oh
You: one more question, when did you discover your pedophilia?
Stranger: recently this year.
Stranger: i accepted my self, atleast, if i look back i have had the feelings but supressed them
Stranger: long...
You: oh, well was suppressing your feelings hard to do?
Stranger: ehm no, but it included all feelings, really, but now i have let go and i can feel agian!
Stranger: it was not hard, but thats somethig you learn...
Stranger: it is hard to live with them too, being aware of what i desire.
You: ah, i see. so your being a pedophile has changed your everyday life?
Stranger: ofcourse...
You: oh, okay, i guess it would
Stranger: sorry for being blunt...
You: no it's okay
Stranger: i must concously distance my self from and ignore children....to not fall in love, that is hard, very very hard.
You: oh so if you don't mind me asking, how do you do that?
Stranger: i just try to ignore them, at all costs..but it never works, one cant fool one self.
Stranger: just the prooces of looking at children has a whole new meaning (for me), in that sense that i know, and they tend to look back and i feel awkward :S
Stranger: i am very atracted if i find somone i like, and i know i should not and blah blah blah, but i cant controll what i feel...
You: ah. so, is there a child in your life (relative, etc.) that you try to ignore?
Stranger: 2
Stranger: but i dont ignore them though...
Stranger: i play with them, give them attension, and what not...
Stranger: ?
You: ok, so it must be hard for you not to feel attracted to them?
You: or are you not?
Stranger: sorry if i have confused you, but it is hard to feel atracted to them, but not being able to do anything about it, unless to ignore it.
You: ah, okay.
Stranger: it is confusing to mee too.
Stranger: soo
You: anyway, i understand that you struggle with your feelings or attractions and no one should think less of you even if you are a pedophile, but life goes on, so do not let your struggle overcome you, even though it's hard. We only live once and if you spend your time struggling you won't have another chance, so i wish you well, friend.
Stranger: you too, and thanks
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: u liek mudkipz?!?!?!
You: loooooooo
You: ooooooo
You: ooooool
Stranger: sounds good
You: ^____^
Stranger: outstanding
You: outstanding what an idiot i am?
Stranger: ive said it often myself
Stranger: ur an idiot
You: oh, yeah :))))))
Stranger: it has been said
Stranger: u asked
You: and my undergarments have been moisted.
Stranger: ahhh ... wonnderful
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You: fuck you, dildo!
Stranger: Wow, friendly!
Stranger: And, gotta say, original
You: ummmmm
You: forgive me for being such an idiot
Stranger: Well.. you start al your conversations like that?
You: yes because i'm such a retard <:(
You: man i fucking suck
Stranger: haha
You: i just want to hit myself right now man
You: in the face...
Stranger: You're kinde overreacting
You: yeah but that was just so stupid...
You: AHHHHH!
Stranger: I think I'm going now
You: HOW COULD I'VE BEEN THAT STUPID!
You: WAIT! ah, i'm so stupid.
You: why did i make that guy leave?!
Stranger: First of all: I'm no guy
You: are you the opposite, a girl?
Stranger: Second: I just want a normal conversation with someone my age
You: do you range from 18 to 22?
Stranger: Older
You: ah, i undershot it a bit
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: How old r u?
You: oh i'm 20
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Stranger: hey
You: fuck off dick ball freak
Stranger: why?
You: because, you're a dick ball freak
Stranger: want to know a secret?
You: i fucking suck?
Stranger: Sometimes I wipe my ass, even when I haven't taken a poop lol
You: oh thanks for... sharing... that. :/
Stranger: Just to make sure theres no poo
Stranger: *thumbs up*
You: :/
Stranger: do you?
You: kayyyyyyy
You: well to be honest here yes i wipe it almost all the time
Stranger: lol, I thought I was the only one
Stranger: ok cool
Stranger: cya later dick ball freak
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: DIRECTIONER?
You: buttsecks?
Stranger: oooo
Stranger: sure
You: show butt%u0104
Stranger: im not on cam
You: it's ok, just slide of your pants even if i can't see
Stranger: im a guy though,
Stranger: are you cool with that?
You: ...actually
You: ...i'm a girl with a penis... :/
You: ...
Stranger: aw, okay
Stranger: transgender?
You: sort of
Stranger: fuck you
You: fuck me?
Stranger: if you are taking the piss out of the gay/les/bi/trans community
You: okay, then you'll fuck me instead
Stranger: then you can fuck off
Stranger: its cunts like you that are fucking this world up
You: fuck OFF?!
You: how does that work.
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
You: why do you think a hydrogen atom can only bond with one any other atom?
Stranger: because it has only 1 free electron
You: reeally? is it really that simple?
Stranger: yes
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Stranger: hey im lonly
You: yeah?
You: do you... masturbate?
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Stranger: hi :)
You: hey
You: can i ask you a question?
Stranger: sure, why not
You: why do you think a hydrogen atom can only bond with one any other atom?
Stranger: i don't know xD
You: didn't pay attention in physics class?
Stranger: nop :P
Stranger: asl? :)
You: -_-
You have disconnected.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Say the first thing that comes into your head
Stranger 2: vagina
Stranger 1: boobs
Stranger 2: BOOM
Stranger 2: thats like half a lady right there
Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Say the first thing that comes into your head
Stranger 1: banana
Stranger 1: sorry
Stranger 2: shit
Stranger 1: not sexual or anything :P
Stranger 2: riiiiight
Stranger 1: haha!
Stranger 1: well this is awk
Stranger 2: why
Stranger 1: idk
Stranger 2: we are strangers
Stranger 1: true
Stranger 2: thats why we here
Stranger 2: to remove the awkwardness
Stranger 2: say what u want
Stranger 1: me and my buddy just shout 'NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH COME ON!' like rhianna in awkward situations
Stranger 2: zero restrictions
Stranger 1: then dry hump the air...
Stranger 2: not like im gonna post to your facebook
Stranger 1: :O
Stranger 2: or twitter it
Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Say the first thing that comes into your head
Stranger 1: penis
Stranger 2: i want some dick'=
Stranger 2: khlkjfghjk
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: n****r
Stranger 1: black
Stranger 1: cancer
Stranger 1: poul?
Stranger 1: Jens
Stranger 1: Michael
Stranger 2: ITS CALLED AFRICAN AMERICAN SIR
Stranger 1: Haddaway
Stranger 1: hmm
Stranger 1: sir?
Stranger 2: im offended.
Stranger 2: mam?
Stranger 1: mam?
Stranger 1: naah
Stranger 2: m/f?
Stranger 1: Male
Stranger 2: age?
Stranger 1: 20
Stranger 2: damn....too old. Pedobear, signing out.
Stranger 1: too bad
Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
honey, the baby isn't yours.
Stranger 2: shit
Stranger 1: WHAT!
Stranger 1: NO FRICKIN WAY!
Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
honey, the baby isn't yours.
Stranger 2: omg i'm a male
Stranger 1: I didnt think it was
Stranger 1: Lol me too!
Stranger 2: lol you can have the bitch and the baby k?
Stranger 1: No
Stranger 2: i have nothing to do with thos
Stranger 1: You have it i insist
Stranger 2: *this
Stranger 2: i don't even know the girl
Stranger 1: I do, you'll love her
Stranger 1: shes awesome
Stranger 2: omg and again...it happend everytime..i have like 10 children..
Stranger 2: in every color
Stranger 1: You're a great dad :)
Stranger 2: haha thats the problem
Stranger 1: Lol
Stranger 2: XD cya
Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Who farted in here?
Stranger 1: me
Stranger 2: No me
Stranger 1: and it was joyous
Stranger 1: as it killed all the flies
Stranger 2: It made me feel pretty good
Stranger 1: and i could hear their tiny screams
Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Who farted in here?
Stranger 2: me...
Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
three two one FIGHT!!!!
Stranger 2: black ops?
Stranger 1: OMG, NO.
Stranger 1: NO.
Stranger 1: NO.
Stranger 1: JUST...
Stranger 1: NO.
Stranger 2: black ops is the shit
Stranger 1: NO IT'S NOT, IT SUCKS.
Stranger 2: shut up faggot
Stranger 2: i'm a girl btw BYE
Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
three two one FIGHT!!!!
Stranger 1: GRRR
Stranger 2: FUCK YOU PUSSY
Stranger 1: NO FUCK YOU
Stranger 1: ATLEAST I HAVE A PUSSY!
Stranger 2: YOURE A BTICH AND I FUCKED EVERY FEMALE MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY
Stranger 1: o:
Stranger 1: NO
Stranger 1: NO
Stranger 2: yea im sorry
Stranger 1: HOW DARE YOU
Stranger 2: that was mean
Stranger 1: WELL I RAPED UR MALE FAMILY MEMBERS
Stranger 1: SO HAH!
Stranger 2: WITH YOUR PUSSY?
Stranger 2: DOUBT IT
Stranger 1: indeed
Stranger 1: nah i did
Stranger 2: why?
Stranger 1: chained them to a bed then fucked them
Stranger 1: meh cause i can
Stranger 2: doesnt seem necessary
Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Stranger 2: hi asl?
Stranger 1: DUDE
Stranger 1: I WONDER THAT TOO.
Stranger 1: LIKE
Stranger 1: WHY DONT WE HAVE ANYTHING
Stranger 1: INBETWEEN
Stranger 1: MONKEYS AND HUMANS
Stranger 1: NOWADAYS
Stranger 1: like why dont monkeys keep evolving
Stranger 2: it's because you two are idiots
Stranger 2: you see time on such a small scale. and could never understand evolution
Stranger 2: goodbye, retards
Stranger 1: oh yeah why dont you tell us
Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
How come brains are delicious?
Stranger 1: are u a girl?
Stranger 2: yus
Stranger 2: y
Stranger 1: good
Stranger 1: i have some questions to ask u
Stranger 1: first, do girls sweat perfume naturally?
Stranger 2: what kinda question is that? no they sweat sweat
Stranger 1: intersting
Stranger 1: let me write that down
Stranger 1: ok
Stranger 1: next question...
Stranger 1: how many tampons/pads do you go through a week?
Stranger 2: none
Stranger 1: really?
Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
How come brains are delicious?
Stranger 1: They aren't
Stranger 1: trust me
Stranger 1: They all kinda taste grey to me
Stranger 2: i like cocks
Stranger 1: good for you
Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Should I commit suicide because I'm fat and everyone hates me?
Stranger 1: NO
Stranger 2: obviously not
Stranger 2: excersise more - eat healthily - keep yourself occupied
Stranger 1: ^^ yes
Stranger 2: and you wont be as bothered or think people hate
Stranger 2: you
Stranger 2: noone really hates you im guessing its in your head
Stranger 1: try to make new friends
Stranger 2: exactly - join a club?
Stranger 1: or two
Stranger 2: you could join a teen fitness club or something and shoot 2 birds with one stone?
Stranger 1: yea
Stranger 2: a simple google search for this caa solve all your problems :)
Stranger 2: think positivly
Stranger 1: Sometimes, there are those kids with attitude, who hate everybody, everything
Stranger 1: Try to be happier in life
Stranger 2: truth is they probably dont hate her though
Stranger 1: haha, maybe not a "her"
Stranger 2: shes probably worked it up in her mind like that
Stranger 2: oh maybe not - just guessing lol
Stranger 2: or him
Stranger 1: haha
Stranger 1: Run as well.
Stranger 1: Cross Country has helped me so much
Stranger 2: anyway - think of how lucky you are - family etc and stay positive about that
Stranger 2: yeah that too
Stranger 1: You should work out at home
Stranger 1: If you have a passion, something that truly makes you happy, do it
Stranger 2: yep :)
Stranger 2: well im off now
Stranger 1: bye
Stranger 2: good luck with it! and bye stranger
Stranger 2 has disconnected

...I stuck my finger up my bum?

What the fuck?

Got bored. made this.

Kinda small, so check it out in my latest arts