I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time
Age 26, Male
Lazy bum
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Overthere
Joined on 1/9/10
Posted by spoildmilk - January 11th, 2010
Timmy and his family at the diner table.
- Could you please pass the ketchup?
- No.
- OH MAH GAWD MY LIFE IS OVER !!!!!!!!
- Setle down, Timmy. i can't reach the ketchup.
- Oh shit!
- Timmy, don't say "shit" in front of the table!
- Whatever. hey, where are the potatos?! OH NO !!!! THEY'RE ALL GONE !
- Timmy, show some manners!
- Ahhhhhh, this is shit, i'm goin' to bed.
and so, litle Timmy never learned to act properly in front in the table. tragic.
PASS THE FREAKIN KETCHUP !!!!!!!!
so, let's talk about this newspost of yours.
sure
humor: 10
storyline: 10
concept: 10
virginity: 10
YAY! this newspost made it to the finals! congratulations!
TIME TO START THE NONSENCE DON'T U THINK SO?
looks like Timmy doesn't have much manners.
yeah well he was raised by me
even so, i would like him to join me in bed for some fun...
DUDE HE'S LIKE 8 EWWWW PEDO PEDO PEDOPEDO
i would love to lunge him down and push my throbbing staff down hs throat...
OH GOD TIMMY COVER YOUR EARS AND EYES
i want to drink his semen while he masturbates... i want his semen on my dick... all over it... i want him to pour his semen down my whole body... i want to FEEL his essence pouring down every inch of my body on my dick and driping down on my balls...
DUDE HE'S 8 DON'T DISTURB HIS YOUNG MIND
*cough* whoops, got a little carried away.
don't freak me out like that again ok we're pals <brofist>
anyways, i just fucked my 87th babe in my life.
pffft. amateur.
oh and HEAY don't think i didn't notice your new hot looking knuckles ooooh looking good
oooooh sexy huh?
spoils i want you drink my semen. that's the only way i will accept to respect your girlfriend
oh wow i never thought that you would never ask... OK
how do i disrespect her you ask? well, i disrespect her by making her eat a shitload of shit when we're having sex.
you had sex with her? :(
oh, don't tell me that you don't know that we have sex every day in your house? you gotta be home more to nitice these things, dude.
but... i thought..... that i can trust you... D:
i mean damnit your girlfriend does anything i tell her to do. she eats my shit like crazy.
THAT'S IT. we're definitely not pals anymore! <fist of hate>
i place my asshole above her mouth and she gulp down my shit. no wonder she's to tired to have sex with you after i'm done with her
i will steal your 87 bitches if this goes on
oh and don't think that i don't let her taste my dick. she loves it. she even has a secret room where she has tons of photos of my dick or her sucking my dick. i'm glad you'll never find that room anyways.
i thought we were friends.
ok, back to shit. i take a crap during our time together everytime. in a bucket. when i leave, she eats my shit while in her secret room, naked.
we were chatting about slapping chicks in the ass... you told me all those stories... i even got used to your cheerful gay attitude... but now you want to make all that gone?..
she also took some pictures of her in a very, very, VERY (as in "giving you a boner" very) sexy pose where she eats my shit from the bucket.
that's it. my love for you has been replaced with hatred.
she also pisses in that bucket "to give more flavor", she said. she pour down my shit on her tits and smooth legs, too.
well, i just did your girlfriend. i slapped her ass and she loved it.
you should realy se her when she does it, it even gave me a boner when i watched her naked, and pouring down my shit with her piss on it on her huge tits.
get the fuck. away.
lotsofpain
first! sorry, couldn't resist
spoildmilk
hey lot