the milk has spoiled once again.

hello. today, my name is spoildmilk. tomorrow, it will be.... freshmilk. maybe.

- hi.
- hello. do i know you?
- no.
- ummm.... ok....
- k.
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- hey.
- hey. sup.
- nothin, hey do you wanna put your pants back on now?
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- oooooooh yeah...
- i agree! that was fun!
- no, its just that i'm looking at your boobs
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- wow! a shooting star!
- huh?
- nothing. keep sucking my penis.
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- ahh ahh ahhh ahh ahhh ahh ahh ahh...
- oooh yeah oooh yeah oooooh YEAH
- oh hunny, maybe we shouldn't be doing this in the car?...
- no. this is... oooh yeah gooood... gooooood....
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- dude, hold here for a minute. i gotta go to the bathroom.
*[at the bathroom]*
- ahhhhh. that is muuuuuuch better.
*[a voice comes out of the toilet]*
- hey, did you drink cheap soda or somethin? i mean, eeewwww
- uh.... excuse me?
- blarg, your piss tastes like egg salad and blood. you should realy see a doctor...
- omg, are you a talking toilet?
- um, no. i'm a guy that fell down here a couple of weeks ago and now i must drink other ppl's piss to survive. but i can't drink you stinkin piss, cuz it is disgusting liquid
- well, i can't help it that my piss tastes disgusting. i don't care if its gross or not cuz i don't drink it
- well, you should. blarg. less 4 me then.
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- omg!
- what is it?
- i haven't jerked off for like 10 minutes i have to go

well, that is all folks. see you later.
(oh and pick the dialogue you liked the most k thx bai)

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banner2 2010-01-14 14:12:00

- wow! a shooting star!
- huh?
- nothing. keep sucking my penis.

omg that one was sick...

spoildmilk 2010-01-14 14:12:00

it was, wasn't it?

lotsofpain 2011-08-01 13:50:31

it's funny how it's the first day of august and the first day of the first week of august, huh?

spoildmilk 2011-08-01 13:50:31

yeah, it is funny.

lotsofpain 2011-08-01 13:51:21

not everyday the first day of a month and a first day of a week synchronizes like that.

spoildmilk 2011-08-01 13:51:21

nope, they sure do not.

lotsofpain 2011-08-01 13:54:17

but what i'm not happy about that i tottaly forgot about our 1 year anniversary! It was on june 22.

spoildmilk 2011-08-01 13:54:17

oh crapple, yeah! oh fatty that's not good that we missed it.

lotsofpain 2011-08-01 13:55:08

how could i just forget?!

spoildmilk 2011-08-01 13:55:08

how could you just forget?!

lotsofpain 2011-08-01 14:04:45

it's also sad that i don't have the will power strong enough to do this shit everyday. fuck.

spoildmilk 2011-08-01 14:04:45

no one haves such will power to do something so assy, my friend.

no one.

lotsofpain 2011-10-05 08:12:24

spoildmilk!!!!!!! what the fuck mayn?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?1?

spoildmilk 2011-10-05 08:12:24

oh hey. has it REALLY been 3 months? huh.

lotsofpain 2011-10-05 08:13:34

what the tits just happened?!?!?! i was gone for 3 goddamn months and discover that my best internet friend has betrayed me?!?!?!?!

spoildmilk 2011-10-05 08:13:34

i swear, i did not touch your sister!

lotsofpain 2011-10-05 08:14:42

WHAT?!?!? IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT AT THE MOMENT!

spoildmilk 2011-10-05 08:14:42

oh thank GOD.

lotsofpain 2011-10-05 08:15:41

you... YOU CHANGED YOUR BANNER!!!! YOU CHAANGED YOUR FUCKING BANNER!!!!! HOW COULD YOU FUCCKING CHANGE YOUR GOD DAMNED BANNER?!?!?!?!!?

spoildmilk 2011-10-05 08:15:41

well i put that bullshit up while i was 12 and well, it started to annoy me.

lotsofpain 2011-10-05 08:16:47

your previous banner was so sick! it said fuck you newbs and EVERYTHING! your new one just fucking says "spoildmilk".

spoildmilk 2011-10-05 08:16:47

fuck you newbs is so discriminating and people think im an ass for putting that shit up.

lotsofpain 2011-10-05 08:19:42

so anyway, good old friend. i just had an amayzing adventure!

spoildmilk 2011-10-05 08:19:42

what are you waiting for? "amayz" me already!

lotsofpain 2011-10-05 08:20:17

amazing epic sexy sex adventure!!!

spoildmilk 2011-10-05 08:20:17

you had quite a lot of those friend.

lotsofpain 2011-10-05 08:20:53

K, calm down boy i'm telling the goddamned story now.

spoildmilk 2011-10-05 08:20:53

well fucking shit that sucks.

lotsofpain 2011-10-05 08:25:00

I was chosen out of 1200 guys in my current area, gardensville. we were all put on a MASSIVE bus and taked to this "research center".

spoildmilk 2011-10-05 08:25:00

i live in gardensville also. not long ago i was picked up too. in a massive bus. wow.

lotsofpain 2011-10-05 08:26:50

we drove for 8 hours into a desert base. it was quite gay driving on a bus full of dudes. but, we DID have a good beer party during our trip.

spoildmilk 2011-10-05 08:26:50

i'm still trying to figure out how a bus could be so huge to carry 1200 people

lotsofpain 2011-10-05 08:28:19

this chick came to tell us that they're saving up women for when we arrive. i didn't know what the hell was gonna happen when we'll arrive at the moment.

lotsofpain 2011-10-05 08:30:21

after a long trip, we stopped in this desert base. although it looked massive, with a few skyscrappers, it was a base. even though it looked like a small town.

lotsofpain 2011-10-05 08:32:59

the base was ACTUALLY a huge complex operated ONLY by women. i was in shock: a place full of hot, young women and nobody told me this? WHAT THE SHIT?

lotsofpain 2011-10-05 08:35:28

okay, so, they led all of us into this huge dome-shaped building. we were "physically analyzed" there: the beautiful young females measured our dicks, and some other stuff. but they were mostly interested in our dicks.

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