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spoildmilk
I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time

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Lazy bum

ummm

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they then led all of small dicked dudes into "another facility", which was actually back to gardensville. Since my dick was a foot and 1 inch long, i passed with ease.

with only 150 of us left, we were led into another building, where they put us all out for further testing, like how nutritious or semen was and etc.

after that, only 22 guys were left. i was one of them! we then discovered that only one of us will stay in the sanctuary of females. so were put for a third test: the sex efficiency test.

each of us were led into separate rooms. i was supposed to sit quetly in that room, as that told me. but after the experiment, i realised i was ACTUALLY supposed to fuck the hell out of that chick. what chick, you ask? well then this is what happened next:

Hey spoil. Been a long tiem, huh?

A month :(

You know what I really hate? The fact that I'm to lazy to finish sex stories when I start them.

I noticed that! Don't worry, it's not like I am aroused

Anyway, just got back from nailing your girlfriend.

Oh, again! Splendid.

Let me do her vocalization during our sweet time:

Haha...

UHHHHHH!!! UHHH! UH... UH... UH... AUGHHHH!!! YEA-YEAH!! Y-YEAH, GRIND ME, GRIND MEEEEEEE!!!! UH, UH, UH, UH, UH, UU-U-HHHHHH!!!

God damnit! This pisses me off!

She said she imagined her 10 year old brother. Haha, what a creep.

lol wthat the hell omg lol hahahahahahah :O

she is a freak? yeah?

Yeah, and guess what? I hung out at her house for a bit just before we did it. What a strange place!

What's so strange about it. It's quite nice <_<

Her room: filled with dildos and vibrators and shit!

She can't help it! She has a masturbation disorder >:(!

Her 8 year old sister was home, she told her to go play with all of her dildos while we grind on her bed.

SOMETIMES she does that! Not always. How else do you think she lays off sexual tension?

So since her sister refused, guess what your gf did? She tackled me, started grinding her breasts on my face and making fast ass movements right IN FRONT OF her 8 year old sis.

:O ahhhhhhh, you wanker! She is not interested in partaking in such activities as those! She is quite caring and nice!

She also doesn't do that to her sister unless she has a major nipple hard-on. Did she? :(

The poor traumatized girl ran out screaming, but returned 10 seconds ago to say that she was aroused and wanted to watch us do it. WHAT THE FUCK?!

I guess she really was. Aroused, that is.

Good thing her brother saved me! he took your gf's sister away for some buttsecks. What a sick, sick family.

THOSE FUCKING DAMNED PEOPLE!

So now I feel grossed out, and I want to lay off some steam here with my best friend whose girlfriend is a bisexual scat fetish freak which I love to fuck anyways.

YOU SNEAKY SUN OF A GUN!

So, what about that weather? Totally gay if you ask me.

Yeah, raining. TOOOOOOOOOOOTALY gay. I see a rainbow in the sky, too. Geez, gay much?

And suddenly, Timmy fell into the wood chipper and got sliced into evil Timmy, Timmy Tom, and good Timmy. Also his dickballs got chopped off and became Penis Timmy.

TIMMY!

Evil Timmy ran off and bought some whores and coke. He spent his night fucking bitches and in the morning, his coke and kidneys were missing, and he was diagnosed with every STD possible to get: sucks to be him.

No! TIMMY!

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