Today, Timmy is screwing the law. (yay, story time!)
Timmy was pissed off one day. when he woke up, he broke the bed by jumping on it. then, he spit all over the house. but, on top of it all, he took... the last piece of pie from YOUR fridge. yes, Timmy was mad. why? no one knows >:(.
Then, after Timmy practicly destroyed his house and his parents were pissed, Timmy went outside to play. the playground at Timmy's litle school was full of kids. Timmy was being a total asshole by not sharing his ball, then, he pushed a 3 year old of the swings and he pissed all over the jungle jim so that no kidz would climb it. a jerk was he.
Then, Timmy went to the park. the benches were ocupied by other ppl. Timmy did not like that. he threw his chewed up gum at them. after they left, Timmy went to kick some trees and stomp on some flowers. after Timmy was done being mad as hell, somebody called da police. Timmy ran away from the park.
In the afternoon, Timmy went to the store. there, he pushed low prised marsmallows off the shelfs, stole some stuff and kicked some ppl. unfortunetly, Timmy was kicked out the store.
When the day was almost over, Timmy terrorized the neighbourhood. making prank calls, delivering pizzas to other homes, and stealing mail. the neighbours were pissed and threw Timmy in his garden. Timmy was angry at the neighbours for doing that. Timmy will get his revenge someday.
When it was time for bed, Timmy kept turning the light back on, making noise, and burning the carpet. Timmy was grounded for the next 2 months because of his stunts. and so, Timmy ended up being an idiot.
the moral of this story is: don't screw the law.
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wow timmy rox
i screw the law a bunch of times.
spoildmilk
yeah maaaan you are AWESOME, man!!!!!