lotsofpain 2010-12-16 15:21:33

even if that's aainst the rules, i'm make and exception because that's three great choices right there. ok, so:

i quickly remove her top and bra, shove my pal away, pull out my dick and start fapping to her breasts. she says:"hey!! what do you think you're doing?! FREAK!!!" i cum and then when she tried to run i grabbed her, and shoved her into an alley where i tripped her over. my friend followed me, took out his member and started fapping too. she tried to get up, but i held her tight, while fapping with my other hand. i came, right into her mouth. she struggled even more, but i kept cumming into her throat. i couldn't tell if she was enjoying it or trying to get away. i was just starring at her breasts. as she struggled, her tits kept bouncing. it was awesome, so i grabbed them tight. she started kicking. i let her breasts go, picked her up and ran away. i ran back home. i threw her onto my bed. she tried to get up but i held her down. what should i do know?

A) fap in her mouth
B) rub my dick between those tits
C) slap her with my cock
D) give her 100 bucks so that she would settle down

lotsofpain 2010-12-18 10:44:32

Aw yeah. B.

then, i start rubbing my stiff penis between her juicy breasts. she stopped kicking, and kept moaning with a smile on her face. she said: "oh yeah, yeah... go faster... " her legs wrapped around my waist and kept moving me back and forward. she kept moaning louder and louder. i kept cumming and cumming. suddenly, her legs pushed me back and then lifted me up. then she fiercely puched my penis in her mouth.

What should i do now?

A) cum
B) biggest cum shot ever, there will be a lot of cum
C) pull out dick and cumon her face and tits
D) grab her smooth legs and stroke 'em

lotsofpain 2010-12-18 11:14:48

awesome, B and D. ok, here's how it goes:

so, basicly, the way she sucked my dick was godly. it made me cum, and she was enjoying this as her legs sweated and squeezed me. i grabbed and rubbed them. it made her moan even louder and her tongue more effectively and pleasingly worked up my stiff member. so, to please her even more, i let out a giant wave of cum. it was so strong that my dick blast out of her mouth, the cum went all over, it was like a giant flood. my dick didn't stop blasting, and she started sweating a lot. she kept drinking and drinking. after i was finished blasting waves of semen (which lasted about 5 minutes, she breathed heavily. then she was no longer needed to me. but, she was very hot. i couldn't decide what to do with her.

A) tie her to the bed posts so that i could do her later
B) masturbate to her sexy stockings and tits
C) take a lot of pictures to fap to her when she's not around
D) look at her feet until i cum 10 times, then keep licking her toes and the bottom of her feet, smell them, cum on them to add taste, masturbate while looking at them.

lotsofpain 2010-12-18 11:38:01

yay, 19 comments with the word "penis", together with it's sinonims, of course.

ok, so i tied her up. i stroked her legs for the last time and got off the bed. she asked: "will you be back to feed me your dick and please me once more?" i replied: "yeah. i will cum. in your mouth." she said: "i can't wait!" i said: "you can't?" and so i jumped on her and came right into her mouth, making an enormous mess on her face. she gulped it down and said: "mmm... thanks. that was very tasty!" i said: "you know what else is tasty? this!" and so i shoved my dick in between her tits, squeezed them, and then rubbed my dick ferociously. she moaned load, and said: "oh yeah... <moan> keep rubbing.. <moan> <moan> oh yes, yes... <moan>". then i grabbed her head, shoved my dick deep into her mouth and fucked her face as i came over and over. i pulled out and walked away. she said: "that was godly... i will miss you dick...". now that i just pleased that very hot chick, what should be my next action?

A) kill myself because there will never be another more pleasing sex like that
B) take a major fap
C) eat a big motherfucking hamburger but instead of ham, cum.
D) go back to the babe and make her moan again

lotsofpain 2010-12-20 14:04:54

and so, i decided to eat something. because i was soooo hungry... so i went to the awesome place that sells food, mcspoils! named after their founder, spoildmilk! so, i order a super large hamburger. spoildmilk handed it to me personally. so, i went to the street. i soon as i saw a hot chick with very large boobs, i punched her in the stomach and dragged hr into an alley. i dropped the hamburger on the floor. she was looking at it. i slowly took off the bund... then the lettuce... her jaw dropped as she saw how i was removing the pickles... then, i took out my erect cock... she started drooling and removing her clothes... i started masturbating while looking into her naked breasts... i came right on the ham. then i picked up the delicious burger. as i did so, the hot chick with really huge tits slobbered all over my dick... i took a big bite and i... i... i... enjoyed it. i wanted more. so i ate the whole thing. i burped, and then took the hot smooth legged huge tits cock suckin bitch into my house, i chained her to the table and fucked her. then i had a sudden feeling to do something really awesome. so i came. but, after that, i knew i had to do something, because, this day, wasn't supposed to be full only with hot dick sucking chicks and jizzburgers! it was suposed to be about action. so i came on my bitch, and then went outa my house. what should i fuckin' do?!

A) jump out the window
B) go to the strip club
C) lick my dick
D) eat another jizzburger

lotsofpain 2010-12-21 12:38:20

heyyyyy i haven't been here in a looooong tiem.

lotsofpain 2010-12-27 10:41:15

how can i please you oh great master?

lotsofpain 2010-12-27 10:41:57

but you're not really my master you're just a guy i know and whose girlfriend i fuck everyday

lotsofpain 2010-12-27 10:42:45

damnit i have to fuck your girlfriend so that you will show affection to me god damn :(

lotsofpain 2010-12-27 10:43:39

well not really i only fuck your girlfriend because she's hot and she's your girlfriend and also that she does whatever i say

lotsofpain 2011-01-06 11:43:16

so, before i lose ya, what should we chat about?

lotsofpain 2011-02-12 15:08:09

Ah, finally after all those weeks I return. You may have wondered where was I gone.

lotsofpain 2011-02-12 15:09:23

The answer is: I was getting higher education in college. Yeah, that's right. I go to college now.

lotsofpain 2011-02-12 15:11:55

I decided to give up masturbation and bad typing so that I would go to heaven after I die. If I had not chosen the road to a better life, I would have surely went straight to hell.

lotsofpain 2011-02-12 15:14:25

And so, I present you with a list of things I have given up:

1. Masturbation
2. Pornography
3. Being a homosexual
4. Atheism
5. All thinks mankind should be ashamed for

lotsofpain 2011-02-12 15:15:11

Also I have gotten a job, bought a nice apartment and now I'm living the true, pure life.

lotsofpain 2011-02-12 15:19:47

I fell sorry for you, Spoildmilk. You are still living in a grease pit with multiple prostitutes, repeating the "F" word over and over, being a murderer, an atheist, a racist and masturbating in the dirtiest matter while looking into pictures of naked women on the internet.

lotsofpain 2011-02-12 15:22:41

HELL WITH THIS BULL****!!! HOW YA DOIN', PAL?!?!?!?!? i fooled you there, pretty good, huh? also, the reason why i wasn't here for a long tiem you won't like.

lotsofpain 2011-02-12 15:53:55

i forcly kidnapped your girlfriend. i dragged her into my love shack and we did it.

lotsofpain 2011-02-26 12:45:36

I advise you not to fuck your girlfriend for about a week, spoils.