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spoildmilk
I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time

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zomg! i was drunk last night...

Posted by spoildmilk - January 11th, 2010


i just returned from war. there was blood, gore and violence. wow.

if you haven't noticed already, i'm just messing up a pile of shit. speaking of that, :

...and then, the dude was happy. he took a crap, and the greasey poop slided down on the floor. the huge wave of piss went directly out of his penis on the wall...

OMG!!! THAT IS SICK, WHO THE HELL WROTE THAT?!


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you wrote that, sicko

yeah maaaaaan i love u maaaan buy me another bear

ok, i'm back from my jerking off. now that i'm high, let's begin.

wait, i haven't finished.

you was in war?! now that's nice.

oh, now i'm finished. let's begin.

again with the messin' up??? you do mess up a lot of shit.

well, what can i say? i... i really don't know what to say.

but i mess up more. lulzzlul

you speak the trurth, my son.

GORE AND VIOLENCE?! OMFG i want to go to war!!!!1

oh, you!

i love gore and violence. i have a chainsaw i mah house, which i use to fuck up some ppl i don't like. don't worry, you're in the clear!

that's a relief

the dude, again, is me. i like poo and piss, you know. so he has to be me.

mhmmm?

the shit i shit out is mostly dry, but there is some shit that's greasy, too.

how fun

and you're right about the piss. i mostly just piss on my floor. easier that way.

fun!

that's not sick! that's very nice and creative. i liked this newspost.

you seem to like every post about gay shit.

hey, i have a question. why does piss taste like banana pudding? it's really weird.

i'm never eating bannana pudding again

anyways, let's talk about my dick. YES, AGAIN.

OH NO NOT AGAIN

my dick has got this... ugly bee sting on it.

o rly? r u kool yet?

it's so huge that it looks like it's an another penis growing from my penis. ew.

now that is what i fucking live for

although, an another penis wouldn't be too bad...

you mean, like a penis? lololololololol

but, not from my first penis though. that would be ugly.

that would be LOLOLOLOL

i want another penis from my pelvis, and maybe even 4 testicals

now THAT'S what i'm talking about!

then 2 chicks can suck each of my dicks! that would be wonderful.

2 chicks = 2 times the fun!

i would also love a curly penis, you know, like a pig tail. then it would be much longer and softer.

now that would be a real mess

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