but then, if i had two penises, i would need a double toilet, split into to directions.
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penis BLAM!
and is i had 3, i would need a TRIPLE toilet. and, if i even had 4, then i would need a QUAD toilet. wow....
that would be a REAL toilet
but, 4 penises call for 4 chicks in my bed! ooooh baby....
god damn, you just turned me on!
and also, 4 dicks = 8 balls, so with so many balls, i can call for an extra 8 chicks!
oh fuck damnit what teh shit oh mah gawd
and, 4 dicks + 8 testicals = 12 hot chicks = A LOT of wet penises and testicals! = a really huge underware...
12?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! oh shi------
and also, with so many testicals, i can create a testical chorus! i'd be famous!!!
you'd sure be
testical chorus = fame = lots of cash! oh yeah, baby!
mhmm
also, i'd wish i had an extra pair of arms if i would have 4 dicks. you know, to masturbate.
one word: semen
also, 4 arms + 4 dicks + masturbation = a shit load of semen = a shit load of money spent for tissues. damn.
one word: semen
and, 4 dicks + 8 testicals = a shit load of pubic hair = a lot of shaving.
gimme
but on the plus side, i'd be able to get 4 boners at once with my quad dick (oooh, cool name...)
lol that a cool boner
so, reviewing all of this, i made a list of pros and cons equal to a quad-dick:
pros:
much wetness (i like when my toy is wet, so that's why i included it in the pros)
4 hot chicks in bed with me sucking my dick(s)
8 testicals (testical chorus FTW)
fame
lots of cash (through fame)
masturbation on a new level!!!
quad-boner (wowzar, sttle down, boy! uh... i mean 4 boys)
nice
cons:
i would have to install a quad toilet (and these things take time, cost money...)
a really huge underware (do they even make sizes for people who have 4 dicks?!)
4 freakish arms (for masturbation)
way to much semen (from masturbation)
to much money to spend on tissues (for semen)
too much pubic hair shaving
one word: semen
so, there are more good qualities about a quad-dick than bad qualities. so, santa, will you bring me a quad-dick this christmas?!
yes timmy you deserved it
last time santa brought me a penis cancer. damn you santa!!!
WAT.
well, back to talking 'bout mah dick.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmkay
i can still renember when i first got my dick sucked. i was only 11 years old then.
HA sucks to be you there was this naughty girl in my school once (3rd grade) (i was only 9 at that time), she was named linda. one day she took this one kid she liked to the bathroom (he was 13 years old at the time) and gave him a free blowjob.
so, when i was 11, i sneaked into a porn club and watched some wicked porn.
when all the kids from 4th grade after 2 days found out this one horny 10 year old kid payed her 8 dollars so that she would suck his. other 3 boys after 4 days it happened each payed her 10 dollars and 8 cents to have their dicks sucked. After that she said she was raising her prices.
P.S. Lots of guts so sneak in. I appreciate. I respect. I envy. I murder.
after the "peformance" i sneaked in to the backstage. there were some hot striping chicks with only undies.
another gang of smaller children from 2nt grade (about 4 of them) heard that she was giving blow jobs a day after and wanted a suck too so they brought 60 dollars grouped from each of them so that Linda would suck off all of them at once. it took two hours as we heard. me and my friend had 24 dollars (grouped together).
P.S. I like how you are trying to trick me that you're sneaky but I am sneakier. HA!
P.S.S. Pics or GTFO. Seriously.
P.S.S.S. I just need pics to masturbate to them, come on man, hook me up ;(
lotsofpain
i'd also apretiate a third penis. then it would be a dick for 3 chicks to suck and slobber all over.
spoildmilk
oh god 3 chicks. that's like... a penis.