I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time
Age 27, Male
Lazy bum
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Overthere
Joined on 1/9/10
Posted by spoildmilk - January 11th, 2010
oh shit i am awesome and my penis is flaming hot. no rly my penis is burning right now. does anybody have a cup of water? k thx bai
haha sike. or... whatever 1... 2... 3.... GO !!!
DUDE!!!! GO GO GO FLOOR IT MAN!!!! AWW SHIT HE AIN'T MOVIN' OH COME ON!!!!!
and psycho rocket breaks into the lead
WUSH
my penis just burns up sometimes for no reason, though.
O RLY? AND I SUPOSE YOU LICK IT THEN?!?!?!
i just sit in front of the TV, and suddenly, it gets really hot around my dick.
and then there is fire
then, when i slip of my undies, i notice that there's a huge flame all over my dick!
oh that's awesome
i think it does that because of a scientificly explainable reason. you see, i always watch only porn on tv. and because of that, my penis keeps standing up inside my undies and rubbing against my underpants and my dry pubic hair, causing friction, which turns into sparks, and catching fire.
lol i guess the only thing to fix this problem is to shave of your dick
that's why, before watching porn on tv, i either have to take of my undies, or lube up my whole dick.
or you can cut off your dick that would help
but i kinda like when my penis burns, so i don't take precautions against it burning up.
what are you some kind of pain lover
it gives such a warm and tingly feeling... that's why, when i want some pleasure for me and my dick, i poor some gasolene on my dick, grab a lighter, and let the flames do all the work!
you sick wacko you like pain
this method also gets rid of your pubic hair quicker that shaving it. try it, it's amazing!
no because that's gonna burn off my penis
sometimes, though, the flames spread quicker that i ecpect and soon, my whole body starts burning. so make sure that you have called the firemen before you've burned up your sausage.
that's why i'd never do that
my huge dick is usually dry, but sometimes, when i do something i really, REALLY like, it gets a little moist and sweatty.
you and your dick...
i also like playing games with my dick. there are so many! would you like to knowsome of the games i play with my cock?
no.
i like to rub it against things. i rub it against my dog, my table, my ruler, my tv, my keyboard, my books, my windows, my floor boards, my carpets, my cactus, my fridge, my sandwitches, my cupcakes, and sometimes my wall. pretty fun, huh?
you like to rub?!
another fun game is to shake my cock. shake it real good.
what fun is that?
when i take a bath, i sit down on the side of the bath tub, and slowly pour some shampoo on my sausage. it feels so good, but pouring shampoo on my balls is even better.
oh that feels good
that reminds me of a fun penis joke. so, a guy says to another guy: have u got a cock? and the other guy says: yes, i DO have a cock! LOL, WASN'T THAT AWESOME?!?!?!
that be awesome
yo, dude, that reminded me about a really awesome thing about my dick.
again?! sigh...
my dick is... is... IS... cool. LOLOLOLOLOL
lol
also, that reminded me of ANOTHER cool thing about my dick. my dick is red. like a red colored pencil. also, red like a flame even red like hell. the flames on my dick makes it look like a demon from hell.
the hell it is.
but, it also is green. green like an envious gay man, like a lime, like grass, like a leaf, like a cucumber, or a pickle... man, when i imagine that my dick is a pickle, i just want to bite that sucker clean off...
sounds like a real pickle
lotsofpain
your penis is flaming hot? mine is too, even though it's not burning.
spoildmilk
yeah?! well, that's some crazy shit!!!