you may not believe it, but my dick is also blue, so get a clue. blue like the sky, and blue like water. the way it splashes against my pelvis when i run around naked, feels like warm water splashing smoothly against my pelvis.
I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time
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holy cow that's good
my dick is also lol, lol like my balls, and lol like my face. LOL
lol it is lol
LOL my penis has arrived to rock you
oh yeah?! because I wanna rock YOUR penis. i will rock him real good... i got a few big ones, too...
do you want to know how i make my dick grow?
lay it on me
besides getting it hard, i mean. i just dig a hole in the ground and put my dick inside the hole, the fill it up with soil.
step 1: complete! and, uh... will a flower pot do?
then, i have to water it a lot, and it grows into a nice, fat, greasey sausage full of vitamins and fiber.
step 2: complete!!! my dick is looking very nice now!
with this method, i've grown my dick into a foot long, beautiful man's tool.
yay! i did too, following your wonderful penis enlarging method
i also have juicy and round balls behind my foot long penis.
ah, yes... very... round.
my foot long cock isn't the only thing that's huge and fat. for you see, i have a whole garden of fat, juicy, hairy DICKS...
you do??? mind lending me some?... cause then i will have not ONE juicy and fat dick, but about FIVE juicy and fat DICKS!!! I COULD FUCK 5 BABES AT ONCE!!!
there's not just dicks in my garden of FUN, but also juicy, big asses, balls, and vaginas.
OH YEAH, BABY........ CAN I HAVE SOME?!
when they are ripe, i pick them and sell them on ebay. it's surprising how fast people buy them.
oh yes, you see, most people buying dicks are women, and men prefer vaginas.
you know what is really awesome? to pour banana pudding or gelatin in your undies and then watch porno while moving your pelvis up and down.
gross but amazing at the same time
the only thing that's better than that is to take a crap, pick up the shit, and pour it down your mouth. mmm... crap...
gross, and deffinetly NOT amazing at the same time
but that's not as good as putting all that shit inside your undies, swirl it around in there, so that your dick will get all shitty with pieces of shit stuck on it. then throw out all that extra shit left in your underpants out the window on some guy's head. then, put your penis in your mouth. you have to be really gimnastic to bend your legs all the way to your mouth. make sure to put you penis as deep as you can in your mouth. the pissy dickhead and the chunks of shit on your dick will give a heavenly taste.
*putting shit in my undies* *swirl* *swirl* *throw out the shit* *the guy says: WTF?* *putting penis in mouth* *tasting pissy dickhead and shitty penis*
that's what would happen if i would do that. but thankfuly, i did not, because that seemed gross.
dicks will rule the world one day, you know.
they will?!?! OH MAN
if we will keep putting shit in our undies to shit all around our penises and fuck babes, then they will mutate.
oh noes......
they will mutate, hop off your pelvis with your balls when you're asleep.
no no no i want to keep my penis
a mutated penis looks really cute. it walks on your balls that look like legs. he grows a tiny nose and a mouth on it. the dickhead looks like a pink haircut.
oh man that's awesome
your dick will run off when you're still sleeping and go look for any food available. it eats uncontrolably. a mutated dick eats pickles, bananas, steaks, soup, or anything like that.
cool
lotsofpain
my penis also is yellow, my dear fellow. yellow like a banana, and yellow like pee. mmm... pee... but, most importantly, my penis is yellow like the sun. it also is shiny, too.
spoildmilk
sunscreen, anyone?