I stuck my penus into the middle hole and felt a really strange feeling.
I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time
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man... spoils. was I... was I really gone for 2 whole years?
you've been gone for TWO FUCKEN YEHRS MAYN ._.
Holy shit you must have seriously missed me
dude I've missed ya so much ;_;
I'm so sorry I left man... cmere let me give ya a hug
CMERE YA SUNOVABITCH
oh god I'm crying ;~;
me too ;~~; *sob*
oh yeah, this hug feels nice
mhmmhm ;~~~;
*fondles your buttocks* oh yeah I've missed that ass
oh... oh dear
oh shit. sorry bout dat... got a lil bit carried away with that hug
you squeezed my bum a lil bit
well... anyways, you might be wondering why was I gone for so long
that felt nice, actually
...
truth is, I've been wandering the countryside
oh yeah, I was wondering where dafuk were you
wandering and looking for adventure, and BOY DID I FOUND LOADS OF IT
omai
I've been everywhere and I've seen everything
I see :o
I've also seen some things I wish I could unsee and places which I wish I never went to
of course, of course
also, the ammount of stories I want to tell you would probably not fit into your newsposts so I'm gonna pick out a few of them
I would like to hear a few
OH BOY I'M SO EXCITED CAN YOU TELL?
I can tell you're excited by that bulge in your pants
>_>
so let me just tell you about this journey I had. just a short description of what kind of adventure this was
the anxiety is killing me
are you sitting comfortably spoils :0
my butt is seated comfortably and is prepared
aw yea
WAIT, first I just wanna know
how have you been, man? what have you been doing, what kind of adventures did you go on n shit >_>
I've been good, been getting into all sorts of mishaps and adventures as well, but they're mostly due to a depression I've been going through which has caused my crack addiction and hooker addiction (if that's a real thing), but it's all behind me now n I'm good. I'm pretty good, man.
well, good to hear you're doing well
aw thanks
lotsofpain
a man told me that on the other side of these holes are a hot horny chick, an automatic meat dicer, and a bucket of urine.