the outcome of my journey was that I've seen loads of shit, had loads of awesome experiences, fucked all sorts of ungodly shit and godly beautiful women, smoked the kinds of shit that I didn't know even existed, I met loads of wackos, nutjobs and all-round crazy people, met some great people who have helped me out and whom I had complicated relationships with, I got into a few situations in which my life was put on the line, but I somehow survived through them all, I had to live in dysentery and just fuck-awful living conditions, sometimes I was all alone for weeks and even months at a time, maybe got a bit lonely, by most importantly, I wish I had you at my side all the way but there was just no goddam wi-fi anywhere. so here I am now.
I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time
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wow :0
also, I grew an enormous beard, and my dick grew a few inches. I'm glad to inform you that it is now 15 inches long.
omai... that is pretty.. pretty long. I'm quite jealous because mine is just about 9 inches long
also I've mastered telekinesis, telepathy and magic on my travels.
those are pretty useful skills, if you ask me
I also met Yoda and he taught me how to be a master jedi.
that's pretty useful too :o
and in one of the many battles I had, I got my penis cut clean off, but I saved it and reattached it to the stub. I just sorta stitched it to my body
oh fuck, that's pretty horrible
it was horrible because I couldn't get boners for a few days or even wank cause the dam thing would have just flown off it's stitchings ._.
wow, that's just fucking torture if you ask me
but it just kinda grew into my flesh and it's good as new now
oh, I'm glad it's doing well c:
...
your penis, I mean
hehe 69 comments as I'm writing this one
you haven't changed a bit.
of course, you must be eager to find out how my cock grew 3 inches, spoils >->
how could you tell? •n•
because I think I'll tell that story first.
please tell me
so this one day on my journey, I ran into this rogue guy in a pub. we talked, he was pretty cool.
could it have been me? :o
and he told me he was on a quest to kill this dragon who kidnapped his magical elf-fairy girlfriend
oh, probably wasn't me then
I offered to help him n stuff, cause obviously I'm always willing to be heroic, and he accepted
you're pretty brave lots :0
so we went to this dragon's cave the next day
wat happened next? CMON WAT HAPPENED NEXT
with my awesome super sharp magical glowy katana of death, I just started OWNING that dragon motherfucker
omg the pwnage
during the fight I jabbed both his eyes out, cut his limbs off and crippled the poor bastard, then sliced his dick clean off. basically there was a lot of gruesome carnage
woh that's pretty gruesome D:
unfortunately my friend didn't make it. he took a fireball right in the face and burned to a crisp during the battle...
aw, RIP in peace dude ;_;
so I found the magical princess fairy elf girl in this dodgy dungeon, in which she was tied up in chains and shackled to a wall. it looked strangely kinky...
sounds HAWT, man
also she was half-naked, like, just in underwear.
ooouuueeeh @.@
lotsofpain
LET ME BEGIN. so I left for my journey just after I stopped commenting on your newspost. now why did I go on my journey, is just because I was bored, really. I had nothin to do and went on a journey to find myself and my place on the earth.
spoildmilk
well the journey to find yourself is just required in everyone's life, I'm pretty sure