so after we sum up the facts, it's 14280... oh my, your finances don't seem to cover this. but it's alright. just sell me Katie, and those numbers will be gone... what do ya say? it's a good bargain. your girlfriend or your entire fund? choose choose, boy!
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Hey you called her katie for the first time! ALSO, NO. she fucking made me promise that i never leave her and love and fuck her constantly. PLUS, she keeps me away from masturbation. I'll just sell my house and spare the trouble of selling my organs, what the hell... i always wanted to sleep on the street, anyways... should be fun...
don't worry, i'll just tell her that you let me borrow her and we'll have sex without my concance fucking me up about it. you'll still be able to fuck her! she'll also will still have the "your girlfriend" status and even if we're fucking, just call me, and i'll send her to you to satisfy your needs.
Well, if it will be that way, than i'm perfectly okay with that. just don't steal her too much if i need her too....
okay, good. now that we have this sorted out, i'll continue killing dickheads with my broadsword.
You hate dickheads?
the dickheads are the enemies! they must be obliterated! i smashed them up
I'm a dickhead...
yeah... wooooow. i've forgoten all about you, spoil. it's truly been a long freaking time.
Wow.. you're just leaving me here for long periods of time...
anyways, KATIE came by the other day. wow, after like a month, she is STILL a good-lookin devil. Woop! she wore... what, like, heels, dark purple stockings and a short skirt? something like that? haha, i'm kidding, of course i remember. she wanted to relieve some sexual tension with sex, she even brought some extra-durability condoms and heavy-duty lubricator in her purse, haha!
wow, i already fuck her 3 times a day and she still stays sexually tense? she can't get enough!
also, what the feck? she carries, like, 3 ENORMOUS dildoes in her purse. she said: "ehhhr, these... these are for "happy-half-hours" on the toilet". I was like: haha, you haven't changed a bit.
Oh, and she also wanks 3+ time a day and takes 2-4 wanks at midnights in the dark on her bed...
so anyways, we had sex. it was on the floor, and quite pleasure-filled. And since I haven't done it with her since the "brutal penis>vagina smash". which included her masturbation and my masturbation, it was delicious to taste her orgasm again. and by "taste", i mean feel her moist pussy, hear her moans of pleasure, lick it off her sweaty thighs, and stroke it with my hands on her cocks.
what wories me is that she has the same manner of sex with me 3 times a day already. is she really sexually active or her psychollogical condition makes her fuck a lot?
so, another week later, she came by, when it was heating up outside, but she was still wearing a long skirt and long boots. she came by with sweaty, tired legs. the chick flopped her ass down onto me, and said: "phew... so HOT... my thighs are so soaked...". i asked in what. "what do you think? semen? of course it's my thigh-sweat. I'm definetly just wearing only my stockings tomorrow, I don't care if my lines are showing in it."
she dresses so whory!
haha, the funny thing was that her stockings, in bright daylight or in a dim room, always clearly show off not just her lines, but her whole panties, with just one second look. i don't know about you, but i would LOVE to see her in her bare condoms, with her ass whipping to the left and right, and her meaty dicks flopping around. she also wears pink panties, which are not even that wide and cover up practically only her vagina, mostly. if any guy would see her in that, i don't care who, they would rape her into every body cavity she has.
yeah, she does get sexually abused in the street and she humps any man that does that.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!! I've been gone for a long time, adventuring far away lands, killing evil, making love, and spending time with my 8 year old son i never knew i had...
and your only 15... i guess you impregnated a women when you were 7 and you only met your son recently?
I was walking yesterday and I saw a good looking girl with nice boobies and smooth leggies. Quite unexpectedly, as I complimented her skirt, she grabbed me and said: "OH EM GEE, you are the one! you are the hero!" She grabbed me by the crotch, and dragged me into an alley. she took off her clothes and made love with me.
turns out, she was only 15 too and she quite passionately rubbed her legs against me and rammed me with her tits. she seemed very enthusiastic about having sex. quite frankly, i liked it a lot. so i carried her to my house and i FUCKED HER WITH MY HARD DICK. she did't expect me being so energetic towards fucking her too...
so after we fucked, she told me that i had to go to an adress in another city. she gave me one thing: a rusty iron penis which was about 4 inches long and weighed a damn lot for such a small phallus. she said it was an important artifact and that i should hang on to it until the right time when i asked why the fuck do i need this.
She spent the whole morning in bed telling me that i need to go to the adress she gave me as soon as possible. she went with me, and since i had no means of transportation to get there, she had a car, which was not right because she was only 15... but anyways, we traveled a while, and we really got to know each other during the trip and i really liked this girl.
when we arrived, the building we were at was a hangout of this group of hot lesbian women, who were really happy to see me. after seeing about 6 incredibly attractive 20~ year old women, i managed into talking them all into sex, even though they were not planning anything. It was quite an epic experience fucking 6 chicks at once.
so anyways, the lesbians wanted me to kill an entire group of other lesbians in the north side of town. and how i killed them, i just basically fucked them all to death and now you understand that the iron dick had no use, there's no story at all, it's just a big shit. but the girl at the beginning came back to my house and i promised to satisfy her sometime later.
so, i was at this place. it was some kind of room.
and there were 3 holes in the wall of the room, they were the size of my dick girth.
lotsofpain
also, +500% because i defended your girlfriend from rapists the other day. they were planning on doing her in the pussy, but i killed them both. killed both of them with my knife. stab stab, haha! 14280 dollars, wow!
spoildmilk
stab stab indeed, lol!
WAIT... FIFTEEN BITS? I FUCKING CAN'T AFFORD THAT SHIT.