we're feeding god damn spam to the internet.
I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time
Age 27, Male
Lazy bum
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Overthere
Joined on 1/9/10
we're feeding god damn spam to the internet.
yes. and the internet: let me tell you: he needs to go on a spam-free diet. he's getting pretty fat.
when will we learn?
probably when we're old and gross, pain. old and gross.
oh wait, you stopped spamming.
yeah. kind of a bummer.
but man, i'm feeling the need to stop too.
you might as well, there's no way you'll post over 10,000 comments.
just getting more mature, you understand, bro?
yah. i miss my angsty pre-teen days. oh, the angst us both endured. but-those days are behind us. as we become post-pubertic (dunno if that's a real word), our desire to spam decreases...
so anyways, i just saw your girlfriend yesterday.
really? that's strange, cos i don't have one. i'm 14, you see.
but i can't tell you waht i did to her, you'll get mad!
it's funny how you talk about my hypothetical non-existent imaginary made up girlfriend as she was real and shit.
look, i'm sorry, but she wanted to do it with me, i even tried saying no.
but since it builds more character to the storyline, then fine. i have a hot girlfriend and stuff. yeepee.
your girlfriend is crap! why does she always want to have sex with me?
dude! my (non-existent) girlfriend is not crap! and she does not want to have sexx with anyone but me (even though she doesn't exist)! so ha!
aw what am i trying to fool. i love fucking that crazy, hot bitch.
you cannot love what is mine! i forbid!
although, she is quite creepy.
man, she's true to me.
she's so obsessed with my cock and shit...
oh yeah?! well... you suck! so take THAT! HA! haha!
i swear, she would let me beat her if later she could slurpa derp it.
slurpa... derpa... what?!! NO!!!
spoils, i hate to say this, but give your friggin' girlfriend more dick!
DUDE! IF THIS STEALING OF GIRLFRIEND PERSISTS, I'LL GET ON MY BAD SIDE! AND YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GET ON MY BAD SIDE! MY FUNKY, ANGRY BAD SIDE!
you know, cos she keeps stalking me for mine.
no she doesn't! or does she?... she never tells me anything....
it's annoying, but also hot and cool at the same time.
*sob*
i was really impressed this one time when i found her naked in my bath tub.
what?! no you did not! she never strips herself to strangers!
she sat there, naked. i almost had a FREAKING HEART ATTACK!
well good.
she jumped and stuffed what was dangling on my crotch into her go damn mouth!
nooooooo! baby! don't do this to me!
lotsofpain
What are we doing here, spoildmilk?
spoildmilk (Updated )
well actually, five.
what we're doing here is crazy stuff high perverts do, lotsofpain, my friend.