but i still have no idea how she got into my bath tub!
I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time
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she did not!
or that one time, when i woke up, and looked down.
you did not!
yup. it was your girlfriend, naked, sucking on my meat.
she wouldn't do that! she's a vegetarian. you see.
i nearly CHOKED from the shock.
CHOKED FROM YOUR LIES!
man, i GOTTA learn to be more suprisable (yeah, that's a real word)
WAHHHHHH! *cries uncontrollably* COME BACK TO ME!
or i'll have a heart attack one of these days when your girlfriend surprises me.
*sob* *sob*
also, let me tell ya something: your girlfriends boobs? WTF!
OH, I KNOW! THEY'RE SO GOOD!
what the hell is up with those things?! i mean, they're ENORMOUS!!
yes, i enjoy fondling them when we're having an intimate moment. alone. on the bed. without clothes.
not many chicks have such big oranges, spoils!
yeah! i'm so proud for her.
she seriously have tits big enough for a 25 year old chick...
haha, stop talking about them! i'm getting an erection!
but that's not the only thing that arouses me when i see her.
oh, do tell.
it's what's under her short skirt: her ass!
man, yeah. her ass: good. as in very, very good. that shit is soooo very very very very very good. like, really good.
how did the chick grow an ass like that?!
i wish i knew!
I swear, she must have been using ass steroids since she was 11.
yeah, probably.
You know what, I - oh shit. See that previous comment? Wrote "i" as a capital letter. That... doesn't usually happen... OH MY GOD! I'm starting all of my sentences with capital letters! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!
YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT MAN!!!!!!1!
ah this is better.
sure is.
also - HOLY CRAPO! 98 COMMENT! the number of comments increases fast when you're posting them one sentence at a time, i tell ya.
WHAT THE ASSO, IT SURE IS!
this is getting reapeatant.
aaaand there it is. the 99th comment.
ahhhhh. pissing in my pants is good.
WOO! this rocks. 100. yep. this is a great day in history.i'm so happy that i'm coming down with a bad case of AIDS.
and i'm coming down with boob cancer.
cos i have boobs.
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big boobs.
lotsofpain
of course, we had sweet sex afterwards.
spoildmilk
she didn't enjoy it.