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I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time
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ok, so like, have i got a story for you.
ooh i love stories
and again, it's about hot chicks and sex.
is there any other kind?
ok, so, i was walking down the street, going to the store. i picked up some butter for masturbation, of course. so as i was saying, after the store, i went home. i saw this really hot hot HOT chick from afar.
that's how every one of your stories start.
i got very very very very VERY hard staring at that chick.
pics or it didn't happen
i stood there, and when she walked towards me, i said: "STOP!". she stopped and said: "um... why?". i said that she was really hot and that she made me wanna fap to her right here in the street.
do it! do it!
she freaked out but then took a good look at me and said: "oh boy, aren't you handsome!". so i grabbed her and took her behind a dumpster. i whipped out my dick and started yanking my sausage to that very hot chick. she kept her eyes on my dick.
aw yeah
she said: "hey, can you cum in my mouth so that i could swallow your semen? pleaaaase?"
hahahaha nice
well, since i can't turn down cumming in a hot chick's mouth i cummed pretty nice. my cum splashed all over her face and t'shirt. she said: "yum" so i took an unexpected cum ALL OVER her, followed by a few to the face. she said: "wow, that dick sure is powerful!"
i bet she just said that because it was true
then i asked her if she wanted a few more cum shot on her body at my place. she agreed with joy.
woooohoo
but then i said: "wait a moment". and then i cum shot in her face. then we came back at my place.
haha that's waht she deserves for being so hot that she makes guys cum
as soon as we came in i grabbed her and threw her on the bed. she took her t-shirt, bra and skirt off.
pics please. you don't know how much i nead them. PLEEEEEEAAAAASEEEE!!!!!!
i said: "oh baby, those are some fine tits!" and took a cum shot on her belly. she was all covered in semen now. then she grabbed my dick and started to suck it. wow that was awesome!
wow that was cool!
ok so then i- wait. you're bored aren't you? wait, hold on this is the best part!
i'm not bored come on i want to read how you cum in her mouth
no more? aw. well what to write now?
aw shit. continue the story please.
ok, so i though of this awesome new story. it's awesome:
Ok, so i was walking down the street and shit. i came into my market which is in a secret location, known for selling all sorts of things. to see what was going on, i went there. the market was in a dark alley, behind a door. there was so much stuff. i had to buy something.
what do you suggest i buy? suggest boy, suggest!
A) a pack of about 10 porn magazines
B) a jar of semen
C) a katana + free knife!
D) a glock and some ammo
A of course. what could be better?
Ok, A it is.
So, i buy that pack of porn. i walk out with excited about the fact that i will wank to this porn all night long. while suddenly, a dark figure emerges from the shadow. it was none other than... my ol' pal nick! he noticed the magazines and asked if he could come along and fap to the glorious porn i was carrying.
what do you think i should do?
A) tell him to screw off because you want a nice quite fap alone
B) throw the porn at him and run away crying
C) pull my dick out and start fapping to the porn right there
D) hit him, rip down his trousers and stroke his penis
oh and also:
E) agree
ok i choose E.
i like where you're going with this.
good, E! although, A, B, C and D were much more interesting. here's what would have happened if you would have choosed A:
i tell him to screw off and go fuck a fence because he isn't worthy to watch me stroke my glorious erect cock while he stroke his small shitty wiener. he says "shit", spits in my face and starts crying like a girl. i walk out of the alley with coolness and epicness, knowing i just pwnd my ol' pal who was a retard. i pwnd him good.
ok, but you chose E. let's see what happens to me next.
we walk don the street while this really hot chick comes out of no where walking on those legs and shaking her fat breasts. i was bonerified. i knew what i had to do. but only you can decide.
A) walk away knowing that i just missed out a perfect chance for sex with a really hot babe
B) hit my friend in the face, pick up the chick and run away carrying her
C) grab her, drag her in a alley, pull out my dick and cum all over her face
D) take off her top and bra and masturbate to those nice round tits
i don't even know. how about D, then C, then B?
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wow timmy rox
i screw the law a bunch of times.
spoildmilk
yeah maaaan you are AWESOME, man!!!!!