i said: " would you come with me to the bathroom?" one of them said: "are you asking for sex? hehe, sorry, we can't but we CAN suck your penis if you want!"
I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time
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man, i still remember when my friend laughed a lot at the time he was getting a blowjob, Linda was all sweaty and concentrated, sucking my friend. i was laughing even louder than him and masturbated on Linda's back n stuff. it was awesome. when it was my turn, she asked me: "what are you laughing at?" my friend said: "that his penis is bigger than m-" and started laughing again.
P.S. Aw man you should have fucked them all in the vaginas and and made them all pregnant u shit!
at a toilet stall, i took down my undies and of of those three hot naked chicks said: "have you even got your penis sucked?" i said: "no..." and she said: " well, then you're gonna like this!"
then she said: "wow, it is pretty big and fun!" and put it whole in her mouth, started moaning. i laughed for a bit and then i went into a deep state of trance. i stopped laughing uncontrollably, rolled out my tongue and started drooling a lot. my friend sat down on the toilet and asked: "dude, don't tell me you have never got your dick sucked by a girl in our class. May and Jenny sucked my dick last month."
P.S. What I am writing is ALL TRUE. You may or may not believe it, but it ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
P.S.S. They are dirty. Dirty bitches.
i sat down on the toilet seat, and that hot chick bent really close to my dick and actually sucked it! it was so cool. she sucked it all night. they also gave me a blow job!
i said: "Tim, put these 50 bucks in Linda's undies cos this is better than i thought." he said: "aw, dude." and he put a crispy 50 dollar bill into Linda's sweatty, juicy ass.
then when we finished my friend had to go home and i and Linda stayed. she thought i was awesome and gave me another blowjob for free, after that we made out and then she promised to suck me off tomorrow for free.
P.S. Lotsofpain, a penis suck and a blowjob are two same things.
my dick is much larger now, back when i was 11, it was only 8 inches long. and, when i was 6, it was even smaller: only 5 inches. damn, was it small back then... i'm sure glad it's now foot long.
we spent 3 days together with her sucking me off for free with excitement. she got expelled, and we got separated. now she's a hot hooker.
so, let's get back to multiple dicks theme.
oh ok. did you like my story?
i mean topic. yeah, topic.
wat.
when i would have 2 dicks and 2 arms, i would masturbate with each of them (1 hand = 1 penis)
nice double the orgasm
ok, so let's get back to the penis sucking topic.
mmmkay
no wait forget the penis. i'm gonna make an emoticon story
aww
Episode 1:
Elated: yay! this is our first episode!!! i'm so excited!
Sad: well, i'm sad that my best buddy Questioning didn't come...
Questioning: why u saying that? i did come.
Sad: yay! but i'm still sad...
Mad as hell: HEY WTF GUYS YOU DOING SOME GAY ORGY OR SOMETHING?!?!?!
Resigned: jeez, Mad as hell, you're even madder than Angry.
Angry: grrr... yeah, man!!! now that's saying something!!!
Elated: please don't fight guys!
Angry: the idiot Mad as hell started it!!!
Mad as hell: WHAT U SAY ABOUT ME?!?!?!
Angry: aw why don't you go chew d**k or something?!
Expressionless: wow, guys...
Shouting: hey, guys! no censored language!
To be Continued...
since i have nothing to respond with i'm going to dick
Episode 2:
Shouting: hey, guys! no censored language!
Angry: yeah, whatever!!!
Mad as hell: WELL, WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GO DO SOME KINDA SHIT?!?!?!
Happy: we could watch tv!
Elated: YAY! i love tv!!!
Expressionless: whatever.
*Happy turns on tv*
Angry: this tv sucks balls!!!
Mad as hell: AHHHH!!! MY EYES!!!
Resigned: jeez guys, it's just a Billy Mays comercial.
Mad as hell: AHHHH!!! THIS CHANNEL SUCKS!!! *smashes tv into bits*
Questioning: why the hell did you do that?
Shouting: it was only the channel, not the tv!
Crying: now we can't watch tv anymore...
To be Continued...
dick dick dick
Episode 3:
Crying: now we can't watch tv anymore...
Elated: but now we can buy and even better tv!!!
Sad: but we don't have anymore money!
*Cool comes in*
Cool: hey, guys! i just got a raze! i now get 100$ an hour!
Mad as hell: OH FUCK YOU SHOW OFF
Cool: oh come on! i work at the Emoticon corporation industries as a supervisor manager!
Elated: that's awesome, Cool! congratulations!
Cool: i was thinking that we should celebrate, guys.
Expressionles: i guess.
*at the restorant*
Mad as Hell: I SAID I WANTED DOUBLE FRIES YOU ASSHOLE!!!
Resigned: jeez, Mad as hell, why do you always have to cause a sceen?
Elated: i think i will have pie, please!
Goofy: i will have a banana!
Kissing: i will have a kiss on the cheeck, please! j/k, j/k! i will have a strawberry coctail!
Angry: what about a KNUCKLE SANDWITCH, punk?!
Cool: I would have a cool coke, thx. well, guys? has everyone ordered?
Misunderstood: the waiter misunderstood me when i ordered like everyone else...
Mad as hell: BLAH!!! MY DOUBLE FRIES TASTE LIKE SHIT!!! THAT'S IT!!! I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS SHITTY RESTORANT!!!
Everyone: nooooo!!!
Mad as hell: * smashes all tables* *hit waiter* *hits waiter a bunch moar times* *fires his lazor in the kitchen* *beats up security guard* *fires a nuke at the restaurant* *restaurant blows up*
Crying: i didn't even finish my waffles...
To be continued...
mad as hell. dumbass shit. you blew da place up. be ashamed, dick.
Ok, so here is the first story i ever did... i know the English isn't great, but its the substance that counts... right? /10 rating please :)
We were sitting on the couch talking, then, her voice started to sound, seductive, soon, I had a raging
boner in my pants at the thoughts of copulating with her, then she mounted me, on top of me, her
bosoms close to my face, her hand on the back of my head, pulling me closer, her pussy almost grinding against my raging cock, everything screaming at me to unzip my pants and fuck her, instead, i sit their, doing everything i can to abstain.
As she begins to rub her georgeous body from head to to, from her perfect DD breasts, to her finely sculpted ass, and over every single curve in between, she grabs my bands, and places the on her buttocks, my cock screams at me "FUCK HER NOW" i resisted it, barely, she whispers, "squeeze" i do, she thrusts forwards, pushing my face into her warm breasts, moaning with pleasure, she lowers her pussy, and begins to grind it against my jeans, i grunt with pleasure, doing everything i can to abstain and resist! But alas, it was an uphill struggle, as i helplessly watched my hands still squeezing, as she raised herself, and unzipped my trousers, and removed my pants, revealing my throbbng shaft, i was at her mercy, a moment of silence, she locked her lips onto mine. then she thrusted hard, burying my shaft in side of her, her tight pussy gripping and squeezing my shaft, her rhythmic thrusts and intense moans made it an almost overwhelming experience... Her kiss became more aggrssive, i saw her eyes open and roll upwards, as she relentlessly thrusted, within seconds my hips began to convulse, thrusting to meet her the both of us moaning extremely loudly, her thrusts became more aggressive, i realised that she was cumming, and hard, her moans became sharper, then with one almighty thrust, she broke the kiss, and we both came simultaneously, sreaming at the top of our lungs in pleasure... And her juices squirted onto my shaft, my balls tightening, my load shooting deep into her womb.
She collapsed onto me, the both of us panting, after a minute, she raised herself off of my shaft, and whispered in my ear, "would you like to go again, sweetie?" my shaft answered for me, rising to the occasion to prod her pussy, she smiled and said, "i thought so" this time, she started thrusting, gently this time, her body, a distance from mine, i could see her breasts bounce beautifully with each thrust, my lust skyrocketed, at that instance, i moved forward, and began to suck her perfect tits, she pulled my head in hard, making it clear that she loved it, as she purred my balls began to tighten again... i moaned into her breasts, she knew that i was cumming, but was not going to let me yet, she reached down with her free hand and tightly gripped the base of my shaft, and began to thrust harder, our moans became louder, and soon we were at the same pace of relentless thrusts as before, my mouth still sucking at her teet, my tongue tweaking her nipple. he grip on my shaft tightened, her thrusts became more aggressive, her hand pulled me into her harder, she unleashed a loud scream as her second orgasm washed over her, she pulled away, releasing my shaft, and my head from her grip. she looked down and realised that she had not let me cum this time, although there was already a very large mix of mine and her love juices.
She gave me a apologetic look, which quickly changed to a look of desire, she slid down my body until her mouth was level with my still erect cock, she took it in a gentle grip and stroked it, gently, then harder, my hips convulsed, and with that, she forced me back into the seat, and her lips moved to the bottom of my shaft, taking the entirety of my 6.5 inch shaft into her mouth, sucking hard, moaning and making loud slurping noises, i could barely handle it, if she wasn't holding my arms down, i would have grabbed her hair and fucked her hard in the face, but it would not have been as good a feeling of her tongue swirling around the head of my shaft, as she sucked harder and her head bobbed up and down faster, i was moaning loudly now, my balls tightening cum shooting from my shaft into her mouth, she moaned, and eagerly swallowed every last drop, and proceeded to suck it clean, at this point, i couldn't handle any more of this, and couldn't move any more... my head laid back, panting loudly, i said through gasping breaths, "We have to do this again some time" to which she responded in a satisfied tone "Any time..." We continued to fuck like this regularly, sometimes more that 7 times a week, needless to say, we ended up married, 2 kids, but throughout all that, we never stopped the vigorous regular fucking... FIN
Note: I am only 15 and shouldn't righting stuff like this but fuck it... it's my way of getting rid of some excess lust.
i never would have... well i... i never!..
We were sitting on the couch talking, then, her voice started to sound, seductive, soon, I had a raging boner in my pants at the thoughts of copulating with her, then she mounted me, on top of me, her bosoms close to my face, her hand on the back of my head, pulling me closer, her pussy almost grinding against my raging cock, everything screaming at me to unzip my pants and fuck her, instead, i sit their, doing everything i can to abstain.
pppppppppppppppaart 1 bitch
As she begins to rub her georgeous body from head to to, from her perfect DD breasts, to her finely sculpted ass, and over every single curve in between, she grabs my bands, and places the on her buttocks, my cock screams at me "FUCK HER NOW" i resisted it, barely, she whispers, "squeeze" i do, she thrusts forwards, pushing my face into her warm breasts, moaning with pleasure, she lowers her pussy, and begins to grind it against my jeans, i grunt with pleasure, doing everything i can to abstain and resist!
oh damn.
But alas, it was an uphill struggle, as i helplessly watched my hands still squeezing, as she raised herself, and unzipped my trousers, and removed my pants, revealing my throbbng shaft, i was at her mercy, a moment of silence, she locked her lips onto mine. then she thrusted hard, burying my shaft in side of her, her tight pussy gripping and squeezing my shaft, her rhythmic thrusts and intense moans made it an almost overwhelming experience...
dick dick dick!
Her kiss became more aggrssive, i saw her eyes open and roll upwards, as she relentlessly thrusted, within seconds my hips began to convulse, thrusting to meet her the both of us moaning extremely loudly, her thrusts became more aggressive, i realised that she was cumming, and hard, her moans became sharper, then with one almighty thrust, she broke the kiss, and we both came simultaneously, sreaming at the top of our lungs in pleasure... And her juices squirted onto my shaft, my balls tightening, my load shooting deep into her womb.
aw yeah dick
She collapsed onto me, the both of us panting, after a minute, she raised herself off of my shaft, and whispered in my ear, "would you like to go again, sweetie?" my shaft answered for me, rising to the occasion to prod her pussy, she smiled and said, "i thought so" this time, she started thrusting, gently this time, her body, a distance from mine, i could see her breasts bounce beautifully with each thrust, my lust skyrocketed, at that instance, i moved forward, and began to suck her perfect tits, she pulled my head in hard, making it clear that she loved it, as she purred my balls began to tighten again...
pussy pussy pussy
i moaned into her breasts, she knew that i was cumming, but was not going to let me yet, she reached down with her free hand and tightly gripped the base of my shaft, and began to thrust harder, our moans became louder, and soon we were at the same pace of relentless thrusts as before, my mouth still sucking at her teet, my tongue tweaking her nipple. he grip on my shaft tightened, her thrusts became more aggressive, her hand pulled me into her harder, she unleashed a loud scream as her second orgasm washed over her, she pulled away, releasing my shaft, and my head from her grip. she looked down and realised that she had not let me cum this time, although there was already a very large mix of mine and her love juices.
thrust
lotsofpain
i went to them, but was too embarased to say anything. so, they said shit like: "aw, he's so cute!" and "what you're doing here, little fella?
spoildmilk (Updated )
I know you don't want to but i'm continuing my story too so HA.
so me and my friend (we are in 3rd grade and that's the same class as Linda) with our 24 dollars went to Linda and she seemed very cheerful to see us as she said and she was more than glad to suck off both of us at the same time. we went into same bathroom stall n shit. my friend took out hid penis and man did he shoved it up to that little girls throat. i started laughing a lot out loud. i lol'd so hard that probably the whole school heard it.
P.S. Shit, why are you the one always favorited by girls?
P.S.S. I bet they looked really hot. Their tits juicy, their lips delicious and they craved for hairy, beastly hard dicks. You're lucky to find bitches like that, even if you WERE 11.