lotsofpain 2010-08-12 11:09:22

this is not the first time i did a chick on the diner table. i also did all kind of chicks on the carpet, against a wall, against a tv, on a restauraunt table in the street (that one was my fave), against another person, in my car at midnight (a bunch of times), on the toilet, in a bus, and even more places.

lotsofpain 2010-08-12 12:48:48

i've also done a monkey once.

lotsofpain 2010-08-12 12:49:24

do you like plungers? they fuck me up.

lotsofpain 2010-08-12 12:51:41

do you also like lollypops? i could suck on one for hours.

lotsofpain 2010-08-12 12:52:27

do you like it when people put their hands on your dick?

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lotsofpain 2010-08-12 13:10:03

i was once walking down a street, when i decided to shorten my way to the store (ran out of lube) and that's when i walked into a dark alley. it was known as "the alley of DOOM". the most darkest, scariest, nastiest alley in the whole town. and i crosed it... but, i soon realised that was a baaaad idea! because, a gang of hot naked chicks, called "the hot chicks" gang, was the most dangerous gang of naked chicks in town. there were at least eight... that hot chicks gang has always been a manace to me, trying to get me in bed and fuck them... but, i never gave up on my gay-spirit!!! that's why, by this day, i still haven't fucked them. then, two of those naked chicks ran towards me, but i suddenly punched one of them in the face, causing here to fall down in pain. i handled the other one with a fierce uppercut, and she just flew away after it. then i said: "i'd hate to mess up those pretty faces of yours, but i have no choise, you naked freaks!" then, the leader of the naked hot chick gang, the hottest chick EVAH, said: "your going down, lotsofpain. even you cannot resist the hottness of our naked bodies!" and then i said: "we shal see!!!" and then, four hot naked chick attacked me, but luckly, i knew some sweet moves! i hit two of them at once with my both hands in their stomachs, then i handled another one by throwing a garbage can at her face, but the last one grabbed my belt and ripped it in half, causing my pants to go down and reveal my undies. the leader chick said: "ha! i shal soon have your dick sucked, and you will no longer resist my hottness!" i replied: "that day will never come..." the last hot naked chick standing, besides the leader hot naked chick, charged at me, and i almost defended myself! she had razor sharp claws, and kept trying to rip my undies in half. i tried to resist by grabing a metal bar and bashing her face with it, but that didn't stop her. she suddenly jump in front of me and ripped my underwere clean off. luckly, she was close enough for me to hit her hard with my metal bar. she collapsed on the floor unconscious. my wiener was exposed now, though. then the leader chick said: "finaly, your undies went down, along with your pride! when i will suck it, you will forever be mine! MUHAHAHAHA!!!" i said: "well then, come and get me!" she said: "oh, i will..." and then, i had to face off with the extremely powerful hot naked chick, the hottest chick in the world and the strongest boss i've ever faced. she was equiped with no helm or armor, exposing her extremely big, juicy & hot breasts. she had only black long stockings, fishnets and high heels on. she whore no undies, revieling her smooth vag. in her hands was a whip, perfect for slashing against people. so, there i was. face to face with that really hot naked chick. it was an old fashion face to face, narrow screen, shifty eyes sceen. like a western. and suddenly, she slashed her whip at meh!!! i dodged it, but lost my cool for a second, so when she had another whip at me, i was hit. but, that didn't keep me down! i charged at her, with my thrusty sidekick, my fist, by my side. when i was really close to her, she hit mah belleh with her knee. i lost much of my HP with that hit, but i unleashed my mighty FIST OF FURY!!! and hit her in the face. but then when she got up, and kicked me in the balls, i bit my lip and pushed out a tear. but, a real warrior doesn't cry when he gets kicked in the balls by a chick, so neither did i!!!
i grabed my other thrusty sidekick, a metal bar, and hit her on the head hard. she lost much HP with that attack, but used the last of her MP to kick me in my shin and then to push me down to the ground. i strugled, and that's when i broke free. she fell on her pretty little ass, and i started to squeeze her nipples (that was her only weakness). she said: "no... not again... i was so close to you being mine again..." i said: "sorry, but i only get along with gays." then she said: "we'll se about that..." that's when she bend right next to my sausage and started to suck it. that was MY only weakness. a babe sucking my dick was the only thing i was terrified of. i felt my powers slowly being taken away. with every lick, i felt weaker and weaker. but, with the last of my remaining strenght, i was able to kick away that hot chick. she landed in a bunch of garbage. i stepped closer, thinking that she was unconscious. but, she hopped up, grabbed me, and threw me into a dumpster. then she hopped in there to and closed the lid. man, was it dark in there. i knew she was in there with me, so i grabbed around a little, but i felt only garbage. and suddenly, my dick felt really wet, like it was being sucked. as i felt weaker, i realised it WAS being sucked. then, i tried to get out of that damn dumpster. when i did, i landed on back on the pavement. it was not long until my dick got wet with spit again. and, with every second, my urge to bang that chick kept increasing. and then, the next thing i knew, i was banging that hot naked chick. oh fuck! we then got back at my house and i did her all night long. that was the fall of lotsofpain. and then i became lotsoffuckingwithbabes. thank god that this story has never and will never come true! OR WILL IT?! lolz :3

lotsofpain 2010-08-12 13:20:03

You cannot stop the the penis.

the penis is all about fucking babes for as long as possible. There is no nothin.

Tits
- Aim slightly in front of the penis you are aiming to suck. This will be more accurate than placing the ass on top of the penis.
- Fuck with groups of enemies for better money and steroids.
- fuck whenever you feel like it (ie when the majority of the stronger penis of the dude is pissing on da floor) but try not to let your sexyness go below half as the downtime to fuck more. the penis is too long.
- fuck the heaviest penis first and make your day. First with the dude, butlers, racers, guys with hairy dicks, soldiers, work partners, then your husband.
- Listen for the the dude and start kissing his ass as soon as you hear the his penis approaching. the dude fucked half-way across the bedroom, butt will still goto the living room to fuck you. You can tell when the dude is using steroids by the sperm going on the floor.
- Save sperm shots and engineer sexyness for when you really need it. You should use them when your sexyness is below 50% and are facing a major penis.
- Hold his ass and his penis at the same time to be able to fuck faster and stay at max sexyness. You will have to worry about overfucking though. Also this unfortunately seems to fuck in-game style. My advice with this is to use the boobs until you get close to a penis then resume using tits afterwards.

MEDALS

FIRST FUCK - 10 Points
fuck your first babe.

GAME OVER - 10 Points
Let the penis take its course.

HAVING A BLAST - 10 Points
Launch your first sperm strike.

SEX FAN - 10 Points
Don't skip any of the sex videos on youtube.
As far as I can tell there are at least 4 sex videos: sex with the hobo, immediately after your 100th fuck, after 25hrs showing the boobs, and after 50 hours of showing the boobs. wow!

PISSER - 10 Points
Piss on the floor when the babe is watching.

FUCKER - 25 Points
fuck with 100 babes.

WOOOHOOO - 25 Points
make at least 5 babes happy with one sperm shot.
You'll get this in the process of the huge babe fuck.

SEX EXPERT - 25 Points
Make sex with 6 babes at once and keep their happyness at the same time.
You'll get this in the process of the huge babe fuck.

OOOOOH YEAH - 25 Points
Fuck 6 tanks.

GETTING THE HANG OF IT - 50 Points
Have your penis hanging in front of the crazy sex babe for 50 hours.

DON'T FUCK IN THERE! - 50 Points
Fuck with the gym teacher in front of the whole class.
Easiest done at the start of the game by letting the children into the gym.

FUCKING MARATHON - 50 Points
Fuck with 500 babes.

LONGEST FUCK EVAH - 100 Points
Fuck for 250 hours.

MASTER FUCKER - 100 Points
Fuck with 12 babes at once.
This is possible later in the game when more babes are arriving. Make sure you are at full sexyness then try to get 10 babes in theliving room while holding your penis. Fuck up with a penis attack and try to get them all fucked quikly.

lotsofpain 2010-08-19 16:38:05

hey, spoils. i'm back! i was enjoying country life for a few days, but now i'm back. i will be continueing tomorrow, cuz it's late and stuff. buh-bye!

lotsofpain 2010-08-20 09:55:14

would you like to hear another great adventure of mine?

lotsofpain 2010-08-20 09:55:44

but first, i have to seriously jerk off. brb

lotsofpain 2010-08-20 10:21:16

ok, i'm back from my jerking off. wait a minute, i'm cleaning the semen of my dickhead. this shouldn't take long.

lotsofpain 2010-08-20 10:31:06

ok, i'm done. so, where was i? oh, right. the story.

lotsofpain 2010-08-20 10:32:12

i once recieved a call from an old friend of mine. he asked me for a favor. well, i wasn't gonna say no to an old friend, so i agreed.

lotsofpain 2010-08-20 10:35:58

that favor for me was for me to have sex with his girlfriend so that when my friend comes in there he would protend to totaly kick my ass & stuff, so that his girlfriend would think that he's a hero & stuff.

lotsofpain 2010-08-20 10:38:03

you see, about a week ago, when he came home, he found his girlfriend naked in bed sucking a meatty hunk's dick. his gf started defending, saying stuff like: "it wasn't my fault..." and "he made me do it".

lotsofpain 2010-08-20 10:39:43

then, when he tried to kick that meatty hunk outta his house, that hunk got mad and kicked my friend's ass, and so, his girlfriend has been giving him the cold shoulder for a while.

lotsofpain 2010-08-20 10:44:28

and so, he asked me for that favor. i "accidentaly" met his girlfriend in the street, and i put my moves on her. she didn't give in easly, so i had to give all i got (and no, i don't mean raping her or beeting her up, i just charmed her).