after an hour, my friend came, just as planned. her girlfriend started defending again. my friend winked at me, but, i didn't even know that it was my friend.
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not good
since i haven't seen him in a while, i did not even recognize him. so, i totaly kicked his ass. his girlfriend dumped him and is trying to do it with me now, but my old friend is furious with me for my mistake. ZOMG! :/
damn it, pain. you always get yourself into funny misshaps.
i once recieved a call from an old friend of mine. he asked me for a favor. well, i wasn't gonna say no to an old friend, so i agreed. that favor for me was for me to have sex with his girlfriend so that when my friend comes in there he would protend to totaly kick my ass & stuff, so that his girlfriend would think that he's a hero & stuff. you see, about a week ago, when he came home, he found his girlfriend naked in bed sucking a meatty hunk's dick. his gf started defending, saying stuff like: "it wasn't my fault..." and "he made me do it". then, when he tried to kick that meatty hunk outta his house, that hunk got mad and kicked my friend's ass, and so, his girlfriend has been giving him the cold shoulder for a while. and so, he asked me for that favor. i "accidentaly" met his girlfriend in the street, and i put my moves on her. she didn't give in easly, so i had to give all i got (and no, i don't mean raping her or beeting her up, i just charmed her). and eventually, she started asking me to get in bed with her. we got in her place, and it was perfectly going acording to plan. my old friend let me to have my penis sucked by her, squeeze her tits, fuck her in the ass and etc. . after an hour, my friend came, just as planned. her girlfriend started defending again. my friend winked at me, but, i didn't even know that it was my friend. since i haven't seen him in a while, i did not even recognize him. so, i totaly kicked his ass. his girlfriend dumped him and is trying to do it with me now, but my old friend is furious with me for my mistake. ZOMG! :/
nice now i can read it all without having to use the scroll bar. you've out done yourself.
well, spoils, i REALLY dig this newspost of yours. it's so (gay) manly... just like me!
eh, i wrote it back in mah early days, when i was still high. good times...
that dude was me, i was aiming at your girlfriend's vagina, and you said thankfully because it was your girlfriend
well that sounds fun
oh, and, that story is not crap! it's a really detaled sentence about my horrible aim. glorious!
FFFFUUUUUUUUU
i also dig the dialogue. when i read it, i imagined that the first guy to speak was you, and the second was me. realistic situation between you and me, and also very well put together.
yeah. i wonder why...
and i also like how it fits into my role as the gay dude. simply wonderful!
well thank ye
oh dude, have you ever watched lesbian porn?
yes
i saw it in real life.
you have to invite me next time, k?
i once met this chick, and asked her if she wants to have sex with me. she said yes, but wanted to bring a friend.
oh god is this story about gay sex? oh, wait, it's about lesbian sex. i guess that's different, lol
then when they both got to my house, they started making out, taking off their clothes and making sweet lesbian love on the floor naked, only with stockings.
lesbians. whatcha gonna do?
it was a pretty view, though. i could have watched those lesbies make out naked on the floor for hours. and i did.
lucky you.
when they stopped, one of them suggested that both of them would go on the bed to do this. and they did. they didn't even pay attention to anything i said.
lesbians, pain. lesbians.
those hot lesbian chicks kept making out on MY bed, naked. one of them was on the other one. i got close to her and slaped her in the ass. she didn't even respond, as if she didn't even feel anything
that sounds about right.
i kept spanking her, but she was acting like she didn't feel nothing. when they stopped, the lesbian which ass i spanked said: "do you wanna squeeze my tits?" the other one said: "sure!"
oh god, fuck one of them in the ass before it's too late!
so, the other one sat on the under one's belly, with her bent legs at the sides. i liked the other one more, because she was hotter and with stockings. i said: 'hey, would you get the fuck offa mah bed?!"
ask them to show their tits too you
they didn't respond as if they didn't her me. so, the under one extended both her hands on both of the other one's breasts. she started to squeeze them really hard.
let her squeeze
she let go, she squeezed, she let go, she squeezed. and it went like that for 10 minutes.
this story is a shit load of lag
lotsofpain
and eventually, she started asking me to get in bed with her. we got in her place, and it was perfectly going acording to plan. my old friend let me to have my penis sucked by her, squeeze her tits, fuck her in the ass and more.
spoildmilk
oh, that fucking bitch. did you fuck her good. did she leave any spit on your penis? if so, i will kick her face