ok, so... there i was, in a very strange place. it was a really lame mmorpg game. i was in a wooden house, and equiped with a really, really, REALLY fucking stupid noob set. no helm, no armor, no boots, no gloves, a stick for a weapon, and thorned pantaloons.
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ok, fuck the story. it got screwed up.
thank god...
so dude, i think i am in trouble.
i wonder why
why, you ask? well, it was like this:
awesome
well, it's actually about your girlfriend.
what?
she came over at my house for a bit. we chatted, drank coffee and etc.
... oh really?
while suddenly, she was naked and on the floor. and i didn't even know why.
wtf?
then i was standing next to her, and somehow, conveniantly, i was naked too.
oh.
then, i accidentaly tripped and i fell on her.
dude >:O get off of her
and with that accedental fall, my penis went inside her vagina.
accidental?
and with that accedental fall, my penis went inside her vagina.
again?
then, when i stood up, i tripped and my penis went inside her vagina again. and again... and again... and again... and again...
that sounds impossible
and then, the next thing i knew she was having a baby! it's completely not my fault, man...
oh i believe you because of that convincing, cute and inoccent story.
ok, well... actually, it was like this:
ummmm
i saw your girlfriend walking down the street, and i put mah moves on her. she then grabbed me and asked to have sex with her. i ofcourse, agreed, thinking i would impress you. so, i dragged her to my house, and i banged her. pretty cool, eh?
not cool bro
sorry, spoils, but she was hot. you can't just keep a chick that hot all to yourself, man. i was just wanting to do her. we went on the kitchen table, and i banged her good. she even sucked my dick a bunch of times.
you're pullin' my leg, aren't ya?
man, i can still remember banging her on that kitchen table. her orgasms increased rapidly as my dick whent out and in of her vagina faster. after i did her, she said that i could bang her once more at her lunch break.
what the shit dude i know you're making all this up
anyways, you're not mad at me, huh, spoils?
ofcourse not
ok, well, if you're not mad, i'll tell you something.
tell
lotsofpain
i tried to get away, but man, THAT CAT WAS HUGE!!! i almost managed to hide under a giant candy wrap. the GIANT CAT was gone, but i didn't think that it was safe to come out. but, but, but........ wait, back up. this is story is lame. plz back up to the "i appeared in a very strange place" thing. yeah.
spoildmilk
ok finaly