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spoildmilk
I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time

Age 27, Male

Lazy bum

ummm

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yo, yo, yo. wassup, dude? time for 100 more comments. BOOYA! so, about that story:

oh, i'll surely post that story now. ready for more 100 comments of awesomeness? huh? huh? HUH?!?!

you bet. bring it on

ok then.

aweshum!

so, there i was. face to face with that really hot naked chick. it was an old fashion face to face, narrow screen, shifty eyes sceen. like a western. and suddenly, she slashed her whip at meh!!!

DODGE IT MAN!

i dodged it, but lost my cool for a second, so when she had another whip at me, i was hit. but, that didn't keep me down! i charged at her, with my thrusty sidekick, my fist, by my side.

HIT HAR IN TEH FAIC!

when i was really close to her, she hit mah belleh with her knee. i lost much of my HP with that hit, but i unleashed my mighty FIST OF FURY!!! and hit her in the face.

omg :3

but then when she got up, and kicked me in the balls, i bit my lip and pushed out a tear. but, a real warrior doesn't cry when he gets kicked in the balls by a chick, so neither did i!!!

lol :3

i grabed my other thrusty sidekick, a metal bar, and hit her on the head hard. she lost much HP with that attack, but used the last of her MP to kick me in my shin and then to push me down to the ground.

oh noes defend yourself, pain! :3

i strugled, and that's when i broke free. she fell on her pretty little ass, and i started to squeeze her nipples (that was her only weakness). she said: "no... not again... i was so close to you being mine again..." i said: "sorry, but i only get along with gays." then she said: "we'll se about that..."

omg :3

that's when she bend right next to my sausage and started to suck it. that was MY only weakness. a babe sucking my dick was the only thing i was terrified of. i felt my powers slowly being taken away. with every lick, i felt weaker and weaker.

damn it pain, don't give up.

but, with the last of my remaining strenght, i was able to kick away that hot chick. she landed in a bunch of garbage. i stepped closer, thinking that she was unconscious. but, she hopped up, grabbed me, and threw me into a dumpster. then she hopped in there to and closed the lid.

then what?! oh, the suspense is KILLING MEH!!! >:3

man, was it dark in there. i knew she was in there with me, so i grabbed around a little, but i felt only garbage. and suddenly, my dick felt really wet, like it was being sucked. as i felt weaker, i realised it WAS being sucked. then, i tried to get out of that forsaken dumpster.

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

and further more, GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!!!!!!!!

when i did, i landed on back on the pavement. it was not long until my dick got wet with spit again. and, with every second, my urge to bang that chick kept increasing. and then, i suddenly apeared in a very strange place.

OH NOES THE STORY JUST COULDN'T ENDED THERE!!! C'MON PAIN, DON'T LET ME DOWN!!! plz :3

oh, sowie, had to go jerk off and then i forgot to finish that story... so, carrying on:

it's ok

and, there i was. in a very strange place... it was actually weird. i was squeezed between a huge, as tall but much wider than me pink circle with a strange pimple in the midle of it in front of me, and a huge black sinthetic material. i was naked, though, and my penis was right in front of that pink pimple. and then it hit me!

yawn

i was inside some girl's bra. and squeezed right in front of her nipple. wowzah!!! i wondered what got me here. i could not understand it, but it seemed that i was about one centimetre tall.

lame

and then, i said to myself: what a wonderful... start of a cool adventure! a try to crawl, but i couldn't budge. then, i felt like i was getting carried somewhere. i realised that it was just the chick who's boob i was squeezed against, moving.

this story just got lame

when i stopped, it got a little bit lighter. i still couldn't budge. i was really in an uncomfortable, akward and... sexy position. my arms and legs were spread to the sides, and my penis squeezed the nipple.

i think this story is yawn

then, the thing that tightly held me against the nipple, was uncovered, and i fell on the ground. well, not technicly the ground, but a foot. i looked up and saw... a really giant babe. i couldn't see her face though. soon, a giant black thing fell on me, and i almost managed to slip out of it.

stop

i ran, and jumped of that foot. man it was huge! at my size, i had to jump down about a metre! i ran and ran, and i faced a door. i was small enough to slip under it, though. i saw what i though was the living room. i ran towards the carpet. when i hopped on it, i saw A REALLY HUGE CAT.

lame story, bro

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