then she sees my penis, with fungus, moss, weed and pubic fur growing on top of it, infested with bugs and bacteria.
I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time
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gosh... that's spooky for her...
the chick freaks out, ofcourse. she says: omg... what is that?!...
that's what i would say
i say: "well, come on, babe. suck my thick dick." she says: "it's so gross... there's no way i'm sucking that..."
that bitch, you dragged her all the way to your house, and she refuses to suck your mossy dick. i would totaly hit such a chick in da face. :/ no actually ima jokin' ofcourse lol
then, i say: "well, you can scrape of some of that... moss... and it looks good as new!" she says: "w-w-well... ok... if you insist..."
awesome, then what?
then, she puts her lips on my "thick dick", and starts sucking it. after the suck, she goes to wash her mouth and sneaks off outta my house when i'm not looking so that she wouldn't have to suck my cock again. cool, huh?
i bet she puked in your toilet and on your bathroom walls a couple of times after she left
oh well, i never did have a thing for chicks. i'm a gay man, you know.
you gay bastard
i only get a girlfriend sometimes so that i could do her just for fun, or make her suck my dick.
ya me too even though ima not gay i like to bang hot chicks
i've already pushed my dick into dozens of vaginas.
that's so cool what be your secret
it's fun to see the way how every chick orgasms when i do her.
i bet you recorded every orgasm and keep it in a collection you call "sweet orgasms"
but chicks just ain't my style. i prefer some other gay dudes. they are hard to find though...
no duh they are practicly extinct
you know what, spoils? i think i once saw you in a bunch of bushes, licking some girl's vag.
maybe, i don't remember much when ima drunk
man, i can't believe you... you could at least have invited me to join the fun...
i could, then it would be an awesome threesome
anyways, let's get back to my dick.
nah lets talk about chicks w/ dicks, that's a classic
no rly my dick is awesome. i've already told you it's a foot long.
you have, and i was already amazed once
have i told you about my epic dick-fail?
so tell me what how you epic failed
if not, i should tell you...
do tell
it's really awesome. well, here goes:
GET ON WITH IT
i was once walking down a street, when i decided to shorten my way to the store (ran out of lube) and that's when i walked into a dark alley.
lol that's like every story starts...
it was known as "the alley of DOOM". the most darkest, scariest, nastiest alley in the whole town. and i crosed it... but, i soon realised that was a baaaad idea!
oh boy, sounds like an awesome begining
lotsofpain
well, then i drag her into my crib, and we start. i first take of my undies.
spoildmilk
just like every time when you do a chick.