lotsofpain 2010-08-04 15:10:08

because, a gang of hot naked chicks, called "the hot chicks" gang, the most dangerous gang of naked chicks in town. there were at least eight...

lotsofpain 2010-08-04 15:11:31

those hot chicks gang has always been a manace to me, trying to get me in bed and fuck them... but, i never gave up on my gay-spirit!!! that's why, by this day, i still haven't fucked them.

lotsofpain 2010-08-04 15:14:07

then, two of those naked chicks ran towards me, but i suddenly punched one of them in the face, causing here to fall down in pain. i handled the other one with a fierce uppercut, and she just flew away after my uppercut.

lotsofpain 2010-08-04 15:16:37

i then said: "i'd hate to mess up those pretty faces of yours, but i have no choise, you naked freaks!" then, the leader of the naked hot chick gang, the hottest chick EVAH, said: "your going down, lotsofpain. even you cannot resist the hottness of our naked bodies!" and then i said: "we shal see!!!"

lotsofpain 2010-08-04 15:20:19

and then, four hot naked chick attacked me, but lucky, i knew some sweet moves! i hit two of them at once with my both hands in their stomachs, then i handles another one by throwing a garbage can at her face, but the last one grabbed my belt and ripped it in half, causing my pants to go down and reveal my undies. the lead chick said: "ha! i shal soon have your dick sucked, and you will no longer resist my hottness!" i replied: "that day will never come..."

lotsofpain 2010-08-04 15:25:34

the last hot naked chick standing, besides the leader hot naked chick, charges at me, and i almost defended myself! she had razor sharp claws, and kept trying to rip my undie in half. i tried to resist by grabing a metal bar and bashing her face with it, but that didn't stop her. she suddenly jump in front of my and ripped my underware clean off. lucly, she was cloe enough for my to hit her hard with my meatal bar. she collapsed on the floor unconscious.

lotsofpain 2010-08-04 15:28:55

my weiner was exposed now, though. then the leader chick said: "finaly, your undies went down, along with your pride! when i will suck it, you will forever be mine! MUHAHAHAHA!!!" i said: "well then, come and get me!" she said: "oh, i will..."

lotsofpain 2010-08-04 15:35:08

and then, i had to face of with the extremely powerful hot naked chick, the hottest chick in town and the strongest boss i've ever faced. she was equiped with no helm or armor, exposing her extremely big, juicy & hot breasts. she had only black long stocking, fishnets and high heels on. she whore no undies, revieling her smooth vag. in her hands was a whip, perfect for slashing against people.

lotsofpain 2010-08-04 15:38:13

at this extremely culminating moment, where i will face off with this hot babe, there will be a 12 hour break to smooth up the tension, so wait for part two of my awesomely sexy adventure. brb!

lotsofpain 2010-08-05 04:40:21

sadly, there will be no part 2, cuz there are like 10 comments left there's no way i'll put my story in here. have to finish it in your 3rd newspost.

lotsofpain 2010-08-05 04:43:43

so, at this comment #91, i'll gonna have to say that this newspost's theme was all about my dick!!! yay!!! my dick is cool!!!

lotsofpain 2010-08-05 04:56:16

so, 100 comments on 2 of your newsposts already? looks like you'll soon have 3

lotsofpain 2010-08-05 04:59:55

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what teh? oh, this is comment# 94

lotsofpain 2010-08-05 05:17:31

no, wait. THIS is comment # 94. sowie

lotsofpain 2010-08-05 05:19:57

*yawn* this is getting boring. thank god, it's comment #95

lotsofpain 2010-08-05 05:20:58

lol, i'll tell ya... not easy to post 100 comments on one post. this be comment #96

lotsofpain 2010-08-05 05:22:12

i dunno how much time will it take to post so much comments. comment #97

lotsofpain 2010-08-05 05:22:55

i still have about 9000, right? lol. comment #98

lotsofpain 2010-08-05 05:23:30

one more comment... comment #99.....

lotsofpain 2010-08-05 05:24:52

well, here ya go. 100 comments on the 2nd newspost. time to go on the 3rd newspost. oh, i forgot about my awesome dick story!!! i'll continue it on your 3rd newspost!