when you wake up and see that your dick is gone, you freak out, ofcourse.
I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time
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i would..... :/
as i was saying, when your dicks leave your house, it seeks for bigger food. it is ussually cars, dumpsters and other junk.
oh i see
eating all that uneatable junk, it grows into 2 metres long MONSTER PENIS.
i would love to have a penis that long
and then, the mutant monster penises will enslave humanity and take over the world!!!!!!
that's amazing... i bet they would make me their personal servant and shower me in sperm sometimes but actually no that would never happen
well, anyways, my dick is on display for you, 24 7.
can the display come to my house
speaking of dicks, my dick hasn't been feeling lately.
what be wrong?
he has been coughing a lot lately. i wouldn't want him to get sick...
awwwww you dick is sick... maybe kicking it would help....
in fact, my whole body has been feeling bad, not just my dick.
from me kicking you?
i've turned realy greasey and so did my penis.
ooooh... it's getting interesting.
i've also develdoped a NASTY skin rash. there's huge hives just poping out everywhere and on my dick and there are also pus poping out of my hives, it's just disgusting, man.
i'm easly discusted.
anyways, my peenie is great.
mine's too.
anyways, my peenie is great.
is it?
so, as i was saying, my peenie is great.
it is? i haven't noticed.
i shave my dick and my balls every day.
good boy!
i have to do it, because if i don't shave for two days straight, fungus, moss, weeds & very thick pubic hair that even looks like fur starts growing all over my dick. nasty stuff.
oh boy, that's nasty!
but i never even forget to shave my dick.
thank god for that because that would be not cool
but sometimes i let all that stuff grow up on my penis.
uuhhhhh... why?
why? well, i'll tell ya...
ah yeas, do tell
when i meet a hot chick, i put my moves on her, and she starts to just BEG to have sex with me at my house.
i wish i had the same effect on women
lotsofpain
when it eats enough and grows into a foot long penis (my penis is already a foot long, so if it would mutate into a walking penis and eat, it would grow into a metre long penis during one night) and leaves your house.
spoildmilk (Updated )
OMG does it go around and fuck babes causing MASS CHAOS?!?!?!