lotsofpain 2010-07-23 06:22:03

because i have. you wanna know how?

lotsofpain 2010-07-23 06:26:28

well, i'll tell ya anyways. it was a warm spring day, and i was in school and i really, i mean REALLY wanted to go to the bathroom. when the bell rang, i just FLEW to the toilet like a rocket jet. when i made it, there was only one stall available at the moment (there were 4 at total) and i opened it. but when i opened it, i saw a babe, a guy, and they were naked. having sex, too. i stepped back a little and dashed out of the toilet. so, as you can see, i've seen a naked guy. and a naked babe, too. cool, huh?

lotsofpain 2010-07-23 06:27:42

this is your very first newspost ever, yes? that's so cool.

lotsofpain 2010-07-23 06:29:54

woh, i think i saw that same boy and girl thing when i was walking home from school, and i saw you looking at that boy and girl. after you noticed i was looking at you, you ran towards me, took down my pants and undies, and put my toys in your mouth. do you remember?

lotsofpain 2010-07-23 06:30:26

i once put a penis inside my mouth. too bad it was my own.

lotsofpain 2010-07-23 06:31:59

penis, penis. penis, penis, penis, penis. PENIS. PENIS on top of penis, penis, penis, too. HUGE penis toward penis, penis, penis, PENIS. penis. penis. penis, penis, dick. penis. PEENIS!!!

lotsofpain 2010-07-23 06:33:26

i like DICKens

lotsofpain 2010-07-23 06:33:50

OHHHHHH settle down boy my penis is already standing

lotsofpain 2010-07-23 07:21:52

first question. when a guy takes down his undies, what will a babe in front of him see?

a) a penis
b) a dick
c) a cock
d) a wiener
e) a sausage

lotsofpain 2010-07-23 07:36:12

Anal sex can be a pleasurable experience for gay men, but there are a few things you should know before having anal sex and a few tips to help ease the pain.

(Anal sex is really awesome experience for gay men, but there are a few things you should know before having anal sex and a few tips to help boost the sexyness.)

lotsofpain 2010-07-23 07:41:19

1.Know how the anus works.
Before having anal sex, let's talk about how the anus works. The anus is the opening at the end of the colon which controls the passage of waste. Waste passes through the small intestines to your colon, then your rectum and finally out the anus. The opening and closing of the anus is controlled by the internal and external sphincter muscles (the most important muscles when engaging in anal sex). The sphincter muscle is a sensitive membrane with many nerve endings and thus the source of pleasure or pain.

(1. Know how an ass works.
before having anal sex, let's chat about how a wonderful ass works. an ass is the huge thing at the back of the dude. it has a little hole, which you put your penis in while anal sex and where the shit comes out. an asshole is a really cool thing that has some kind of muscles which are really important while having anal sex. that muscle thingy is a membrane with many nerve endings and thus the source of total awesomness.

lotsofpain 2010-07-23 07:45:43

2.Reduce the pain.
Pain associated with anal sex can be due to pressure or friction against the sphincter muscles, hemorrhoids or anal fissures. Some pain can be reduced by properly lubricating. Seek a gay-friendly doctor for assistance with hemorrhoids, fissures or other medical conditions.

2.boost the pain.
Pain is awesome, especially lots of pain, lotsofpain for short. there be a lot of friction while having anal sex against the muscle inside the asshole. pain is caused by friction with the muscle, hamhocksteroids or whatever, and anal juices. lube up a bit and it won't hurt anymore. go look for a gay-friendly doctor and ask him to have sex with you or something if that's what you want.

lotsofpain 2010-07-23 07:53:42

3.Get to know your body.
The more familiar you are with your body, the more enjoyable anal sex can be. Each person's sphincter muscles react to penetration differently. Since the muscles control the opening and closing of the anus, you need to learn how yours works. Spend time safely exploring the sensitivity of your sphincter and how it reacts when you are relaxed or tense. Practice relaxation techniques such as deep breathing. Use a small sex toy, then gradually increase the size. Exploring the sensitivity of your sphincter is an exercise both you and your partner can enjoy prior to penetration. Openly communicate how you feel in certain situations: What makes you tense? What are your limits? Stop if you feel uncomfortable, experience pain or bleeding. The more you both know about your bodies, the better your anal sex experience.

3.Get to know your penis.
The more in love you are with your penis, the more fun anal sex can be. Each person's asshole muscles react to a penis differently. Since the muscles control the opening and closing of the asshole, you need to learn how yours works. Spend time getting to know 5 people: your body, your mind, yourself, your penis, and your asshole. Practice sperming techniques such as sperm shots. Use a small sex toy, like an another guy. Exploring your penis is an exercise both you and your partner. your parther can ever suck your dickhead if he wants too. experience how your penis reactes when you feel in certain situations: When you meet a naked guy, how deep is your asshole? don't Stop if you feel uncomfortable, because then it gets really fun. experience lotsofpain or bleeding. The more you both know about your penises, the better your anal sex experience. OH YEAH BABY!

lotsofpain 2010-07-23 07:54:31

ok that's enough of that it got boring

lotsofpain 2010-07-23 07:55:00

you're messing up shit? so am i. all the time, every day.

lotsofpain 2010-07-23 09:41:47

my toys are very soft

lotsofpain 2010-07-24 11:17:48

i'm so good at messing up shit

lotsofpain 2010-07-24 11:18:09

i learn to mess up whit in art classes

lotsofpain 2010-07-24 11:18:30

and my art teacher said i was very creative

lotsofpain 2010-07-24 11:19:46

you know what? all this talk about messing up shit made me remember. i never went to school!!!