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spoildmilk
I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time

Age 27, Male

Lazy bum

ummm

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no, but seriously. i skipped school and went straight to college because i was a genius with a inttelect score of over 9000

cool that's pretty high

did you know that i'm a gazilionare?. i got about 1[censored]0 dollars! i'm filthy stinkin' rich!

1fuckshit0 dollars?

i eat shit for breakfast, for my pre-dinner snack, for dinner, for my after dinner snack, for my after my after dinner snack, for supper, for my after SUPPER snack, for my 9 o'clock snack, for my almost midnight snack, for my midnight snack, and ofcourse, for the rest of the night.

you must eat a lot of shit that way

so as you can see, i'm a heavy shit eater.

yes omg

what comment is this? i can't remember. is it 59 or something?

i think it's 66

what comment is this? i can't remember. is it 59 or something?

67 i think

got gays? cuz i can lend you some.

no i have plenty thank you and i was talking about you but not that i care or anything it's not like you're my gay

my dick! my dick! my dick!

what about your dick? :/

my doctor said i was gay. but what can i do to change it?! nothing?!?! OH NOOOOO

you can quit though

hey, spoils, (i can call you spoils, right? k.) i really dig your charm and good looks but wait i'm not gay. well, actually i am, but i'm not trying to be gay for once, i'm just drunk. WAZZAP?!?!

oh i guess that's different

do you like gay people? what abot hippies? you dig them? i dig them. i dig them REALLY much

i don't "dig" neither of them :/

do you wanna knoe what to do when your upset? try shitting a toilet full of crap and then it it all. it really works.

i tried that but it ain't workin'

my dick is standing, is yours standing to?

nope

you humour me, spoils. you humour me with your funny responses and stuff.

i do? i'm touched.

is it possible to grab both your balls and your dick at hold them?

yes but the dick has to be hard

my dick is fat and long. my dick is 9 centimetres long when it's not hard and 12 centimetres when it's hard.

that's pretty huge but my dick is a foot long when it's hard. i got in the record book because of my dick.

i drink my own sperm. don't judge me for doing so.

i judge you. i judge you. I JUDGE YOU MUHAHAHAHA

you should upgrade this newspost. it would look even better.

no, it looks good. it kinda looks crap comparred to the other posts, so that's why it's cool.

dude, you're close to your 100th newspost. gratz!

cool

what will you do when you will get 100?

you'll see...

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