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spoildmilk
I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time

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screw.... THE LAW.

Posted by spoildmilk - January 12th, 2010


Today, Timmy is screwing the law. (yay, story time!)

Timmy was pissed off one day. when he woke up, he broke the bed by jumping on it. then, he spit all over the house. but, on top of it all, he took... the last piece of pie from YOUR fridge. yes, Timmy was mad. why? no one knows >:(.
Then, after Timmy practicly destroyed his house and his parents were pissed, Timmy went outside to play. the playground at Timmy's litle school was full of kids. Timmy was being a total asshole by not sharing his ball, then, he pushed a 3 year old of the swings and he pissed all over the jungle jim so that no kidz would climb it. a jerk was he.
Then, Timmy went to the park. the benches were ocupied by other ppl. Timmy did not like that. he threw his chewed up gum at them. after they left, Timmy went to kick some trees and stomp on some flowers. after Timmy was done being mad as hell, somebody called da police. Timmy ran away from the park.
In the afternoon, Timmy went to the store. there, he pushed low prised marsmallows off the shelfs, stole some stuff and kicked some ppl. unfortunetly, Timmy was kicked out the store.
When the day was almost over, Timmy terrorized the neighbourhood. making prank calls, delivering pizzas to other homes, and stealing mail. the neighbours were pissed and threw Timmy in his garden. Timmy was angry at the neighbours for doing that. Timmy will get his revenge someday.
When it was time for bed, Timmy kept turning the light back on, making noise, and burning the carpet. Timmy was grounded for the next 2 months because of his stunts. and so, Timmy ended up being an idiot.

the moral of this story is: don't screw the law.


Comments

wow timmy rox

i screw the law a bunch of times.

yeah maaaan you are AWESOME, man!!!!!

well hello. time for 600 comments already? kay.

kay.

ok, so like, have i got a story for you.

ooh i love stories

and again, it's about hot chicks and sex.

is there any other kind?

ok, so, i was walking down the street, going to the store. i picked up some butter for masturbation, of course. so as i was saying, after the store, i went home. i saw this really hot hot HOT chick from afar.

that's how every one of your stories start.

i got very very very very VERY hard staring at that chick.

pics or it didn't happen

i stood there, and when she walked towards me, i said: "STOP!". she stopped and said: "um... why?". i said that she was really hot and that she made me wanna fap to her right here in the street.

do it! do it!

she freaked out but then took a good look at me and said: "oh boy, aren't you handsome!". so i grabbed her and took her behind a dumpster. i whipped out my dick and started yanking my sausage to that very hot chick. she kept her eyes on my dick.

aw yeah

she said: "hey, can you cum in my mouth so that i could swallow your semen? pleaaaase?"

hahahaha nice

well, since i can't turn down cumming in a hot chick's mouth i cummed pretty nice. my cum splashed all over her face and t'shirt. she said: "yum" so i took an unexpected cum ALL OVER her, followed by a few to the face. she said: "wow, that dick sure is powerful!"

i bet she just said that because it was true

then i asked her if she wanted a few more cum shot on her body at my place. she agreed with joy.

woooohoo

but then i said: "wait a moment". and then i cum shot in her face. then we came back at my place.

haha that's waht she deserves for being so hot that she makes guys cum

as soon as we came in i grabbed her and threw her on the bed. she took her t-shirt, bra and skirt off.

pics please. you don't know how much i nead them. PLEEEEEEAAAAASEEEE!!!!!!

i said: "oh baby, those are some fine tits!" and took a cum shot on her belly. she was all covered in semen now. then she grabbed my dick and started to suck it. wow that was awesome!

wow that was cool!

ok so then i- wait. you're bored aren't you? wait, hold on this is the best part!

i'm not bored come on i want to read how you cum in her mouth

no more? aw. well what to write now?

aw shit. continue the story please.

ok, so i though of this awesome new story. it's awesome:

Ok, so i was walking down the street and shit. i came into my market which is in a secret location, known for selling all sorts of things. to see what was going on, i went there. the market was in a dark alley, behind a door. there was so much stuff. i had to buy something.

what do you suggest i buy? suggest boy, suggest!

A) a pack of about 10 porn magazines
B) a jar of semen
C) a katana + free knife!
D) a glock and some ammo

A of course. what could be better?

Ok, A it is.

So, i buy that pack of porn. i walk out with excited about the fact that i will wank to this porn all night long. while suddenly, a dark figure emerges from the shadow. it was none other than... my ol' pal nick! he noticed the magazines and asked if he could come along and fap to the glorious porn i was carrying.

what do you think i should do?

A) tell him to screw off because you want a nice quite fap alone
B) throw the porn at him and run away crying
C) pull my dick out and start fapping to the porn right there
D) hit him, rip down his trousers and stroke his penis

oh and also:

E) agree

ok i choose E.

i like where you're going with this.

good, E! although, A, B, C and D were much more interesting. here's what would have happened if you would have choosed A:

i tell him to screw off and go fuck a fence because he isn't worthy to watch me stroke my glorious erect cock while he stroke his small shitty wiener. he says "shit", spits in my face and starts crying like a girl. i walk out of the alley with coolness and epicness, knowing i just pwnd my ol' pal who was a retard. i pwnd him good.

ok, but you chose E. let's see what happens to me next.

we walk don the street while this really hot chick comes out of no where walking on those legs and shaking her fat breasts. i was bonerified. i knew what i had to do. but only you can decide.

A) walk away knowing that i just missed out a perfect chance for sex with a really hot babe
B) hit my friend in the face, pick up the chick and run away carrying her
C) grab her, drag her in a alley, pull out my dick and cum all over her face
D) take off her top and bra and masturbate to those nice round tits

i don't even know. how about D, then C, then B?

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