that this is 100th post?!?!?!?!!?!!?!!!

god damnit. now i have to post something really special for all you horny shits.

let's start with a happy smiley:

:D

WOOOOHOOOO that was some awesome shit right there. hey, have you red any good poems lately? here's one.

TRICKED YA! it's actually a poem.

just this very morning,
i went to the toilet down the hall,
taking a shit i was planning,
but when i opened the door i saw...

a disgusting stranger,
i'm going to bawl...
he was stroking his penis...
and then he came on the wall!!

i told him: get out!
he was farting and farting
he replied: what are you talking about?
taking a shit he has started

when i finally hit,
him on the head
i look at his shit
and i took it on my bed

his shit was full of glory!
i wanted to fuck...
the turd i was adoring!
so i pulled out my dick...

it was very hard
and spewing semen
and then i fucked it.

it was very hard
it was very har
it was very ha
it was very h
it was very
it was ver
it was ve
it was v
it was
it wa
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ok. now that that's cleared up, i have 31,667 characters right now.

i just discovered a stranger in my toilet. he was stroking his erect penis and takin' a shit. then he came on my wall. then he came onto me. then he came in my mouth. the he jumped out and came in my mouth the he took a shit in my mouth. then he fuckin fucked my face and jizzed in my throat. that's why this is the worst day in my life.

meanwhile, the bank of spoildmilk where they keep cartons of spoiled milk i dunno HAS JUST BEEN ROBBED!!! who could have done this?!

"it was none other than i!!! AIDS man!!! and my henchmen, the STD brothers have been sent to assassinate spoildmilk! you will no longer be the richest man on earth without your precious MILK!!!
WHICH IS SPOILED!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!" - says the evil AIDS man!

"we'll see, you fuckin' piece of fuckin' pissed on shit!" - mighty spoildmilk says "get ready... get set... push THE BUTTon!!!"

and spoildmilk pushed the butt of a really hot chick. but this is no ordinary ass! it summons the heroic PENIS MAN!!! and his trusty sidekick WIENER BOY!!!

"what seems to be the problem, spoildmilk sir?" - nuff (by nuff i mean wiener boy) said

"that fuckin' asshole shit ass fucker AIDS man has stole my most prized possessions!!! MAH SPOILAD MILKY!!!!"

"we'll thwart AIDS man faster than you can say "juicy tits", sir!" - says penis man while stroking his penis.

PENIS MAN AND WIENER BOY AWAY!!!! WOOOSH!!!

"hurry up, boys! my precious milky is in danger!!" - spoildmilk says, while grabbing a hot chick's huge and i mean fucking huge tits!

and so, it's penis man and wiener boy vs the STD brothers!!!

penis man gets and erection! ONE OF THE STD BROTHERS NOTICE IT! LOOK OUT, PENIS MAN! while he's trying to shove penis man's erect cock in his mouth, wiener boy uses his penis laser to brutally rip his head off. penis man then starts fucking wiener boy.

"penis man, let go of me and kill the STD brother!"

"oh, right!!!" - penis man the licks his finger, and rubs it against his dick hole. MEGA CUM SHOT RIPS APART STD BROTHER!!! his blood is all over the place.

"you see kids, cum shots can be dangerous like fuck!" - educational message to kids by penis man

AND SUDDENLY, AIDS MAN JUMPS OUT OF NOWHERE AND RAPES WIENER BOY killing him of course BECAUSE AIDS MAN'S PENIS IS TOO BIG FOR WIENER BOY

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YYOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU KILLED WIENER BOY!!! I WAS PLANNING TO RAPE HIM THIS EVENING AND YOU RUINED IT!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS"

"COME AND GET ME, PENIS MAN!!!"

AIDS man uses his penis collar on penis man!

"STRAP THIS ON FOR SIZE!!! HAHAHAH!!!"

the collar zaps penis man's mighty penis!!!

"noooo!!! i was the source of all my pow-power..." "shit..."

while suddenly, TITS BITCH, a hot chick with GIANT TITS comes out of nowhere and rips penis man's penis collar off, setting him free!

"k thx, tits bitch!! wanna sex?"

"you can insert your penis into my vagina later, penis man. there's some AIDS that need fucking up!!"

"YOU WON'T FUCKIN' FUCK ME UP, FUCKERS!!!" - AIDS man laughs and whips out his dick. SLASH!!! SLASH!!! SLASH!!! tits bitch moans with pleasure as AIDS man whips her juicy ass.

"YOU FUCKER, LET HER GO!!!" - screams penis man as he gets an erection from looking at tits bitches tits. "WAIT, change of plans!!!"

"WHAT CHANGE OF PLANS?!?!?!?!" - yells AIDS man as he whips a gorgeous ass

"you can fucking fuck tits bitch, and i'll cum in her mouth while you do that, deal?

"WHAT AN EVIL PLAN!!! LET'S DO IT!!!"

"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!" -tits bitch screams as penis man shoves his dick her throat and AIDS man shoves his dick up her pussy.

and so, AIDS man fucked tits bitch for a while and forgave penis man for raping his son and he gave back my oops i mean spoildmilk's spoiled milk and everything was ok. FOR NOWWW BECAUSE ASS SHIT, THE GUY WITH THE HUGE ASS WHO SHITS OUT GIANT SHIT HAS JUST ESCAPED FROM FUCKING PRISON!!!

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we interrupt this kid's cartoon to bring you some really important news

hey! only 27,692 characters remaining. isn't it nice that i'm quiting before i can fill up all this empty space? bye.

100 is the number of my posts.