TRICKED YA! it's actually a poem.

just this very morning,
i went to the toilet down the hall,
taking a shit i was planning,
but when i opened the door i saw...

a disgusting stranger,
i'm going to bawl...
he was stroking his penis...
and then he came on the wall!!

i told him: get out!
he was farting and farting
he replied: what are you talking about?
taking a shit he has started

when i finally hit,
him on the head
i look at his shit
and i took it on my bed

his shit was full of glory!
i wanted to fuck...
the turd i was adoring!
so i pulled out my dick...

it was very hard
and spewing semen
and then i fucked it.