whenever i try to get some sleep, i hear farting noises coming outta my drawrs. i open them, but there's nothing... absolutely... nothing... is there someone haunting me?!?!

jerk off
jerk off in the shower
jerk off in my room
jerk off in the kitchen
jerk off outside my neighbors house
jerk off in the public
jerk off while eating
jerk off while listening to music
jerk off while walking around
jerk off while jumping up and down
jerk off upside down
jerk off while typing/writing stuff
suggested by eightball6219: jerk off in the car (insert shiftstick joke here)
jerk off at teh family reunion
jerk off while celebrating christmas
jerk off while i see santa
jerk off while masturbating
masturbate while jerking off
jerk off while running
jerk off while doing 1 armed pushups
jerk off while wearing my moms clothes
jerk off while celebrating new year
jerk off into a cup adn tell pll its eggnog
jerk off while spinning around in circles ( not teh meatspin)
suggested by deathcross: jerking off while i say, "ZOMG WTF ZOMG WTF ZOMG WTF etc."
jerk off next to little children
jerk off in the wild
jerk off while jerking
jerk off at my friends house
jerk off with sandpaper ( for teh extra friction)
jerk off while watching gay porn adn saying no homo at the end...
jerk off in my room
jerk off in the moon
jerk off in space
jerk off outside my dog's house
jerk off in the pubic hair collectors club
jerk off while beeting up a child
jerk off while listening to your mom
jerk off while walking around in school
jerk off while jumping up and away! weeeeee
jerk off jumping down
jerk off while talking about stuff
jerk off in the jungle
jerk off at teh family once in 100 years gathering
jerk off while celebrating christmas and new year
jerk off while in the toilet
jerk off while fucking a prostitute
jerk off while running to school
jerk off while doing sex
jerk off while wearing my panties infront of my mom
jerk off while talking to a bitch
jerk off in a tunnel
jerk off while spinning around in a rollercoaster
jerk off next to little children and they are all like: ZOMG NICE
jerk off in the wild,wild west
jerk off while jerking off while jerking off combines with juicy tomatoes
jerk off at my teachers hous
jerk off with some cool sandpaper( for teh extra friction)
jerk off while watching porn on the internet
jerk off while sucking cocks
jerk off while taking a MAJOR crap
jerk off while talking to your dad
jerk off while doing homework
jerk off while sucking on a straw
jerk off in the treasure chest (aye aye, mate! it's a bit tight in here!)
jerk off while building a box
jerk off while in a box
jerk off in a bag
jerk off in the prison
jerk off in the basement
jerk off behind the crate
jerk off in front of your dog
jerk off while in outer space
jerk off while moonwalking
jerk off while stealing cash
jerk off while getting dressed
jerk off while eating shit
jerk off while watching tv
jerk off while talking about flowers
jerk off while talking about prostitutes
jerk off while talking with a bunch of prostitutes
jerk off while answering questions
jerk off while questioning to find out answers
jerk off in the sky
jerk off water
jerk off while getting shot
jerk off in your sleep