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spoildmilk
I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time

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Posted by spoildmilk - July 21st, 2010


July 21st.

This is the day my ridiculous, wack, and gross adventure started. i woke up, did what i ussually do in the morning after i wake up, and sat down in front of the telly in my living room. i lived in my parents house that was in a village (that i lived in for 22 years, ever since i was born, but i STILL keep forgeting what it's called, lol) not to far of a city (i know that you wanna know what it's called, but i can't remember that to, sorry). my parents were gone for a few weeks, maybe even months (i can't remember where or why, though). I felt comfident about myself that day. i never felt happier and more relaxed since that time i used drugs. since i was so relaxed and happy, i figured i go do something sexy... i took down my pants and my undies. and then i saw it. i saw... my dick! it was awesome! and the best part was that i could stare at it for as long as i want... i lied down on the bed. i took off my (really awesome) shirt. then i picked up my dick with two of my fingers, and i squized it a bit. then i shaked it. it got slightly hard, but i felt how my dick was increasing every second. i quickly grabed it with my whole hand, and started moving my hand up and down. slow at first, ofcourse. but then, i increased my speed... it felt so good. i put my other hand on the hand i was holding my penis with, and started moving both of them up and down really fast. after a few minutes, i slowed down, and eventually got tired of my elegant hand movements. i was all sweaty. my cock was so huge and long, that if i bend over next to it, i could put it into my mouth. which i did. i licked my dickhead with my tongue, and thought: "i never knew my sausage tastes so good." i knew what i did was sick, but i had no choice. my dick was just too hard to resist. after a few seconds of kissing, licking and sucking my own cock, i put my head on the pillow. then, when i picked up another pillow near me and put it in front of my penis, i started fucking with that pillow. i imagined that the pillow i was fucking with was Jeny, the girl i kinda licked. after 20 minutes of pillow fucking, my own cock sucking, and farting, i put my undies, shirt, and pants back on. i walked into the livivg room and turned on the porn channel. man, that was some hot porn. i was looking at how a guy was doing a girl on a kitchen table, and imagined that it was me doing Jeny on a kitchen table. that would be so awesome... because, ever since the moment i met her, i wanted to do her. i wish that would come true.

July 22st.

when i woke up this day, i first went to the bathroom (like many of you do first in the morning :/). my dick was hard, as it was everyday morning. inside the bathroom, i took of my underpants (i always sleep with my underpants, dunno why) and my dick stood up gently. then i let my pee fall down like a waterfall into a enormous lake. i slowly closed my eyes, and saw the wonderful beauty of nature. it featured a beautiful forest near a majestic waterfall, which was falling from high, rocky mountains into a river, which flowed down stream, sparkling... but then i opened my eyes and realised that i've been standing like and idiot for a couple of minutes with no undies and his cock standing up.

after i got dressed, made breakfast for myself, ate it, watched the porn channel for a couple of hours, jerked off, fuck with a pillow, went to make a poo, and sat in front of my computer screen writing nonsence on newgrounds, i got a really crazy idea. i went to... Jeny's. i dunno why, but it looked like a good idea before i left my house and stood in front of Jeny's door. if you don't want to listen to the whole romantic build up story on how i come into her house, ask her out, ask her out a couple more times, taking up about a MONTH of passed time to ask her out on the date,
not just any date, but the date when i ask her to come to my house and she agrees and we decide to have some fun, then i will tell you the short version. oh, wait! i already did!

August 4th.

Yes, this is the day when i first have sex with Jeny. oh yeah, baby... you know what, about a month earlier, i thought that this moment will never come and i will never get to look at how i'm sticking my cock up Jeny's vagina (at least not in my dreams). but now, it's happening. cool, huh? it's on! it's soooo ON! i mean... i'm on. on her. lol! well, after we came in my house, i lied down the bed. Jeny was in the other room, taking of you know whats ;/. later, she can into my bedroom with only high white stockings (the ones i love the most!), a black bra and black undies, and stood on her knees in front of me.

"are you ready?" she said.

"hell yeah!" i replied

"then give me your hand."

i relaxed my hand. she took it and placed it on her back. then she raised her undies a bit and put my hand inside. i did the same with my other hand. then, i squized her ass. as i kept moving my hands under her underpants and above her ass, she grabbed my head and quickly pulled it towards hers, making lip contact, tongue contact and saliva contact, if you know what i mean. that made squize her butt even more and more. Jeny said:

"oh, i love it when you do that!"

"you mean this?" and i start to rub my hands against her ass.

"oh yes, yes, yes!"

"i love it to!" i start to rub even faster.

"hi hi, that tickles!"

"me rubbing your ass?"

"no, it's your dick tickling my pelvis! it feels good!"

"well, i am hard." i blushed.

"aw, your hard because of me?"

"yup, baby. you are really hot!"


Comments

This is Ego.

good point

DAMNIT, you read the unfinished part, damn.