Hi, people. my name is Bob, and i'm about to get in a big mess. today, me and my friend Nick were talking.

"hey" said Nick.

"hey, sup"

"well, i got a new girlfriend, her name is Jeny."

"is she hot?"

"more than hot. she's FLAMING hot. from her huge tits to her huge ass."

"lol, sounds like you scored big time. have you two fucked already?"

"yup, two times. it was awesome."

"and also, let me guess. she has already tasted your dick, hmm?" i said, winking.

"yeah, lol. it's like, her favorite thing to do when we're having sex. she pushes my cock against her face, forcing me to wedge it into her mouth. then, her tongue and lips do all the work."

"nice."

"you should really meet Jeny, she's awesome. why don't we all gather up at my place tomorow afternoon, huh?"

"sure, i'll come."

Tomorow, i went to Nick's place. Jeny was already there. i sat down fast.

"so, you must be Jeny. nice to meet you." i said slowly.

"and you must be Bob. Nick has told me about you."

her voice was beautiful. i couldn't believe that she was talking to me. my tongue was burning, blocking my words, i tried to reply, but hearing her voice made me lose my focus. i was thinking of some kind of diversion to distract her from seeing me, so that i could feed my eyes on her hot body. i am thankful at Nick for doing it for me when he said:

"sorry guys, have to go for a couple of minutes. meanwhile, i think you should get to know yourselfs better." and then he steped out the room.

i stayed silent for about five seconds, then i tried to cough out something, but i kept blocking myself. i put my hands on the table, taping my finger at rapid speed. my hands were all sweaty. when i raised my head to look at her, i noticed she was looking right at me.

"are you ok?" she said, raising her eyebrow.

"yeah, yeah, i'm... i'm... pretty good... uhhh..." i said with constant blocking. my throat was itching, my mouth was burning, and my head was somewhere droped on the ground. "so, Jeny... i was thinking... why do you like Nick anyway?.." i spoke, not believing my words.

"well, i think he's pretty cool."

"uh, Jeny... i promised Nick i wouldn't tell anyone this, but... i want to know his discustingly gross secret." i said, lieing as much as i could.

"i think that Nick wouldn't like you telling me his gross secret, whatever it is."

"yeah, but don't you... want to know that guy better?.. besides, he would never find out if you don't tell him."

"i guess you could tell me."

"well, whenever he... meets... you, he takes a crap, and puts all his shit into his underpants, so that his penis would get all shitty, and then wants you to suck it and stuff..." i lied, looking right into her eyes, hoping that she wouldn't catch onto my dirty, dirty lies.

"what king of shit are you messing up here, dude?" she said quickly.

then my mind got blank, repeating the last thing she said over and over. i stayed silent for a long time, sweating uncontrolably. when i decided to focus, i started speaking, slowly.

"Jeny, i was just trying to say that why do you date such a loser like Nick, when you can have a hotty like me, eh?" i said. and when i did, i blamed myself for doing so.

"wow, you're pretty brave for saying that to my face, creep."

"but seriously now, Jeny. is Nick really the one you wanna date when there's a guy like me right next to you?" i started to focus with every word that came out of my mouth.

"hmmm... you know what, Bob? you're bad... and i like bad boys like you... that's why, from now on, i'm yours."

i couldn't believe my ears. i kept repeating to myself: was she really saying that? and, when i thought about the stuff that Nick would say if he could hear this right now, i went crazy. i was really worried about the thought that he would be listening to our every word behing the door. Jeny wrote something on a piece of paper she took out of her pocket.

"here's my number, Bob. call me anytime, and i'll be right over. then, we could have some fun..."

"sure, babe." i said, and with me ending the word "babe", Nick suddenly walked in the room. i quikcly hid the piece of paper with Jeny's number on it in my pocket. Nick sat down next to Jeny, and whispered something into her ear. Jeny winked to me, and hopped onto Nick. they started to kiss like crazy, and i slipped out right before they start to take off their clothes.