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spoildmilk
I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time

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Posted by spoildmilk - June 14th, 2010


hi, it's me, spoildmilk.

read my newspost plz. i got a story to tell you about how i wedged a dick into my partners mouth. ok so it was like this:

it was a warm night in bed because i already pissed on myself bacause pee makes me warmer. then, my partner came into bed with me with only wearing awesome pink striped underware. at first it made me hard. but then i settled down a little. i went into a possition most comfortable to wedge my cock into her mouth. at first i did not hurry, but looking into that babe's naked boobs made me excited, so i speed up. it was awesome. i managed to slip my sausage deep into her mouth. i felt her tongue licking it a little. i also felt her slowly breathing into the top part of my penis. my dick was already hard, so it made me easier to wedge it into her mouth. it was very enjoyable. i slowly sliped my dick back away. it was pleasingly wet. my partner's sight was set on my penis, and i understood what she wanted. i slowly wedged my sausage in her mouth one more time. she extendet her tongue and licked my balls a couple of times. i saw that she liked that, so i raised my penis a little bit in her mouth to let her extend her tongue more. she was licking my balls quickly. her tongue was soft, and it gave me pleasure. then she grabed my cock with her lips and slimed it with her spit. i slipped my dick in and out a few times. her arms garbed my bottom and shaked it a bit, making me wedge my weiner faster. she liked that. i was focused, but i couldn't get my eyes of her naked body. it's what gave me a boner. i saw that she was enjoing me wedging my cock into her throat. she elagantly licked my dickhead with the back of her tongue. she tried everyone of penis sucking ways. it was amazing.

the end

mmm penis

- mmm... your sausage is fun to lick!
- just keep sucking it.
- whatever you sa.. <cock in mouth>
- oh yeah baby, just keep sucking it.
- <mumbles>
- wassat? you wanna tell me something? <slips dick away>
- i wanted to say that you should slip it in deeper, that way i could taste your dickhead a little more.
- okie dokie. <wedges dick into naked babes mouth>
- <licks dickhead with back of tongue> <mumbles>
- <slips dick away> you say something?
- yes, i said that your dick tastes awesome.
- ok, ok, just keep sucking it. <wedges dick back in>
- <sucks on dick for a while> <mumbles>
- <slips dick away> what is it now?!
- i wanted to ask you if you could raise your penis a little while it's in my mouth. that way, i could lick your balls, sweety.
- ok, FINE! sheesh <wedges dick pretty deep and raises it>
- <licks balls> mmm, dick hair!
- you just keep licking.
- ok, sugar! <licks balls faster> what about if you wedge it in deeper? that would be cool.
- <wedges dick EVEN DEEPER> now, less talking, and more ball licking.
- whatever you say, sugar! <licks balls really, REALLY fast>
- ooooh yeah, i like that...
- mmm... tastes good...
- LESS TALKING, MORE BALL LICKING!!!
- your wish is my command, sugar! <licks balls like, really fast>

now some cock sucking tips for all of you girls out there:

[tip] an excellent position for you to suck your dude's penis is lying on your back with your head hanging off the edge of the bed. the dude will be able to wedge his sausage in as deeply in your mouth as he wishes in this position. this position provides an excellent view of your neck and throat for the dude. the best thing about the dude's dick wedging is that he can watch the your neck and throat expand and bulge as the penis slides in deep. you also has to be naked completely and only wearing white socks because they strap up the your legs, and gives your dude a boner, which is really good. and legs are the most sexiest part of female body. tights would work perfectly too.

[tip] wear black tights or white, unwashed socks during sex and no bra. if your gonna wear a bra, make sure it's transparent, and possibly white or pink. underware has to be straping and attractive. black would be perfect. don't worry about straping shorts to bring out your hips, that's what really makes the boner. your butt has to be elagant. all of this will help you keep your dude's boner at sex or when he's wedging his cock down your throat.

[tip] do not bite the dude's penis when your sucking it, they don't like it. if you slime up your guy's dick with your spit, suck it away before he pulls it out.

now some tips of wedging cocks down girls' throats and cleaning them:

[tip] if your sausage is a metre long and quite fat (you know what i mean), your girl can really enjoy it as it goes so deep, that it can make her gag. her uvula may tickle your penis at first, but you'll get used to it. the depths of your girlfriends's throat can slime your penis, but it's a really enjoyable experience. if the babe gags, she might bite or swolow your penis a little at instinct, but it's normal. she would get used to that after a couple of times. if your penis is realy fat and long, it might be hard to put in your girlfriends's mouth. no need to force her to swolow it if she doesn't wan't it. also, always clean and wash your penis, especialy your dickhead (because you pee outta that thing).

[tip] wash your penis during bath time. first, get hard by looking at porn. then, pour soap or shampoo on your penis. soak it up with water, then brush it with a toothbrush. make sure there a lots of bubbles. secondly, brush your penis with a sponge for a while, constantly soaking it up in water. repeat this method a couple of times, then put your penis under the sink tab and wash it in warm water. clean dickhead carefuly with a toothbrush, then wash it down. if your dick remains hard through out the whole process, you've done it well. if not, then repeat the wholde process a couple of times.

[tip] always wash and lube up your penis before putting it in someones mouth.


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