some catchy computar lines:

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DAMNIT! Oops, i meant ERROR...

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ERROR! The format of that file does not compute. We might have to terminate it.

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WARNING! A virus has invaded your computer. Should I delete it or let you do it yourself?

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WARNING! Your computer is going to shut down in 5 seconds. Please gtfo.

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Also, i can enlighten your minds with this complicated internet adventure that happened to me once.

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So, i sat down in front of my computer, and like, turned it on. i imediatly turned on the cybernetic internet hide out forum of mine and started posting spam. i spent some time enjoying that, until that DAMN forum administrator came and blocked me. lucky for me, i had an alt account ;). i logged on to it and deleted every last word at that forum administrator's user page. THAT SHOULD TEACH HIM TO BLOCK ME!!! but then i got bored of that boring forum, and went to some real chatting at the big streets. unfortunatly, i could not log in because some idiot tablet showed up in my computer screen and said: YOUR ID ADRESS AT THIS CHAT SITE HAS BEEN BLOCKED. my exact thoughs were: ,,this shit site is so fancy with those ID blockers, i gonna have to hack them one day". and just like that, an idea blast into my mind. i went to some mmorpg and turned on my awesome hacking program. i had to get threw 3 layers of firewalls, 8 anti-hacking security system and that damn ID blocker. with the site concured, i got some rest.