why hello, and welcome to accistant murder company. what would you like to do today?

KILL MYSELF

OMG! are you sure?!

YES.

but, do you really whant to kill yourself?

YES.

oh no! well, i give you a chance. say no!

YES.

yes to what? saying "no" or about killing yourself?

YES.

wha?

YES.

ah, forget this. just don't kill yourself man, its the wrong thing to do!

I WANNA KILL MYSELF.

NO NO NO! please say no! you can't do this!

I AM NEVER GOING TO SAY NO TO KILLING MYSELF.

ok smart guy, it says on my contract that if you kill yourself, i loose my job! are you sure that you whant to go on?

YES.

OH COME ON! life is beautiful, why are you trying to end it?!

JUST SHUT UP.

F**K THIS DUDE! IF YOU KILL YOURSELF YOU ARE GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE, SO SPARE BOTH OF OUR LIFES!!! STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!!!

NO.

F**K, DUDE!!! plz plz plz don't do this! think about others!!!

NO.

man, this is getting BORING. please stop or... i will kill your familly!

CHA CHA. DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.

OH NO NO NO NO NO YOU CAN'T KILL YOURSELF I SWARE BY GOD THAT I WILL STOP YOU FROM KILLING YOURSELF!!!

YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING.

i will stop you even if it means... KILLING MYSELF!!!

DON'T BE FOOLISH.

ok ok ok... but think about it! if you kill yourself... you will never be able to win a milion bucks at a lottery!

I HAVE ALLWAYS HAD BAD LUCK.

ok... you talked me into it... here's a knife... but i will only give it to you if you swear not to kill yourself!

SCREW THIS, GIVE ME THE F**KING KNIFE.

NEVER!!! I WILL NEVER GIVE YOU A TOOL THAT YOU CAN USE TO KILL YOURSELF!!!

GIVE ME THAT KNIFE RIGHT NOW.

sure... here you go....

FINALY![stab]

OH SH*T!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!! CALL THE MEDICAL SERVICES!!! CALL AN AMBULANCE!!! A MAN IS ON THE FLOOR AND IS BLEEDING!!! SOMEBODY HELP!!!

HEY, WTF! THIS KNIFE IS MADE OUT OF PLASTIC! DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?!

yes, infact i think it is. ummm... do you still want to kill yourself?

F**K YOU! AND F**K THIS KNIFE! I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!

phew... he left... HE LEFT... YES! I WIN! I AM THE GREATEST!