today we join on two litle *hick* drunk teenagers who makesome shiiiiit happen *pukes*:

"hey duuuuude sup?!" - says drunk teenager #1

"ah i just drank a couple beerzzz *pukes* ok ok ok i drank 1... 2... 3... 17 beerz" - says drunk teenager #2

"no way you drunkenf *hick* 47 beerz duuuude!!!"

"no way maaaan i drank 17 you dranjk 26 thatz why ayou are zo fuckeduop"

"i'm fuckedup?! your iz morre fuckEdUp!!!"

"ok ok juzst hand me your penisz *pukes* oopz i mean the beer hand *hick* me a beer"

"no way maaaan you will drink it too muchzs you iz bad bad realy baddb"

"i don't drink thart bagd now your juzt shitty"

"shutz uop or i willl *pukes* smaszh your kissar"

"COME OUN THAN"

"*takes out baseball bat* OK THAN I WILL FACK YOUU UP"

and an amzing battle emerges. drunk teenager #2 left a small mark on drunk teenager #1's face. drunk teenager #1 hits drunk teenager #2 with his baseball bat and he falls onto the ground slightly bleeding.

"HA!!! THAT WQILL FUUCK YOUU *