Presenting: The Invincible Man!

"huh? How did i get here? What is this place?" - says Invincible Man

"Hey, Invincible Man! are you ready to fight crime and protect the city?" - says his sidekick Shell

"Invincible Man? but i'm Dan Clark, a store keeper!"

"What are you talking about, mr. Clar... eh... i mean Invinsible Man!..."

"Oh well i guess i'm a superhero. now let's go fight crime... uh... Fag Boy!"

"My name is Shell, Invincible Man!"

"ok then!"

and then the Invincible Man flies out his window (braking it of course) and into the blues skies of Salt city! list of things he broke during his flight:

1. a bird
2. another bird
3. a plane
4. a building top
5. another bird

and landing on an old lady. well, anyways, the crime in progress was a bank robbery! POW! WHAM! SMASH!

"hooray! the day is saved, Invincible man!"

The End