[at the park]
- hello sir
- hello dear boy
- can i have that snickers of yours for 5 bucks?
- dear god! are you kidding? i will only sell it for 1000 cookies.
- dude! what the f**k?
- well than go get them at a bank or something
- sh*t!
[at the bank]
- hello, can i get a loan of 1000 cookie
- are you joking?
- no, i need 1000 cookies!
- are you crazy? cookies aren't even a currency!
- sh*t!
[at the bakery]
- uh, can i have 1000 cookies?
- are you sure you want that many?
- yes, i'm sure, what do i look like, some f*g?
- ok, here's 1000 cookies. that would be 750 dollars, thank you
- are you f**king crazy?! 750 dollars?! do i look like i'm secretly printing money at home?!
- no cash, no cookies!
- sh*t!
[at the playground]
- hello, toddlers. can i have 1000 cookies?
- i haf one!
- that's a rock, you d*ck sh*t toddler!
- WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
- OMG! stop crying! you're giving me a headache!
- WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
- sh*t!
[at the cookie factory]
- can i have 1000 cookies, dear fellow?
- 1000 cookies?! what do i look like, a cookie factory?!
- no, but you make cookies AT a cookie factory
- oh, i guess you have a point. here you go kid, one cookie. but don't tell anyone i gave it to ya
- 1 cookie? but i need 1000 cookie!
- sorry kid, i am not allowed to steal from the country's supply of delicious cookies
- sh*t!
[at the park]
- ok, you f**king f*g, i wasn't able to get your f**king 1000 cookies
- then go back and get them!
- NO WAY! i'm stealing that snickers!
[grabs chocolate]
- OH DEAR GOD! this is a mars! ewwww I HATE THEM! SH*T!