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spoildmilk
I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time

Age 26, Male

Lazy bum

ummm

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hmmm... no new ideas are coming anymore.

Posted by spoildmilk - January 15th, 2010


i just felt the lack of ideas in my mind. i think my brain is broken. i will check for any damage. anyways, i just returned from the garbage container. yeah, i know it was very shitty.

- hey.
- hey, why do you said hey?
- because you suck!
- don't you fuck with my mind
- fuck you!
- aaaaahhhhh..... how dare you, peasant?!
[takes out penis]
- omg he has a penis!
- i do! penis, shoot (penis) some (penis) piss (penis) at (penis) him (penis)!
[during the shooting]
- omg you bastards will never take me! penis! activate warp speed! [WUSH]
- WOW, where did he go?


Comments

These next 100 comments are gonna be astonishing i swear to fuck

Oh yes im ready to be amazed

Well anyways hello again spoils

Hello to you

Your old posts are very creative you seem like a shitpost master

Thank you very much i tried hard

But Im unwilling to give up my title of shitpost king

Yes but i like your shitposts more anyways

So before we go on any further i just absolutely have to say for the sake of transperancy

Pls tell me

Im very aroused right now

Ohno

I might as well just crank one out while Im shitposting

I knew u would

What a good opportunity

Nopls

Oh god my dick is fucking hard as titanium

It feels weird when u talk about your dick

Yknow spoils as im stroking my footlong meatstick

Yes

I cant help but think it would feel really good to pound your tight little ass with it..

Ehh

Im confident in my not-gayness spoils but im just saying

Are you sure

Sometimes i just wanna buttfuck my closest bros

Me too

Whilst im beating my bone

Oh now im picturing your mom

Mmm she's in an apron and baking brownies for me

Mhmmhm she's stroking my hair and telling me to be patient oh god thats hot

The brownies are done... mhmmhm we're sitting at the table and she's feeding me one uhhmmhm oh yesss

She asked if i want a milkshake too.. mhmmhhm she whipped one up really quick, banana flavor, my favorite.. oh god mhmm im about to cum

Uhhhmmhh now your mom's.. mmhm.. she called me her good boy and is smiling very lovingly.. ohhh fuck uuhhhnnn.. oh fuck oohhHHHFUUUHRHRHUUHRHRHUHKKK

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