so I've talked about how hot your girlfriend is and how I've fucked her multiple times, right?
I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time
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so I've talked about how hot your girlfriend is and how I've fucked her multiple times, right?
and that she's really horny for my dick
well.. actually...
I have never even met your girlfriend before ._.
and all those stories, like her stroking my dick with her thighs that one time, they're all made up. ;~;
I'm sorry I lied, it's just that I thought it was an interesting topic to make stories on
so yeah
but the real reason I'm telling you this
I'm not trying to come clean of my lies or anything, I just..
..I met your girlfriend IRL just yesterday
now, okay, I'm gonna tell you how this went cause I think this was the craziest thing that happened all week.
so I was on a bus and she got on it and sat next to me.
however, I didn't know it was her.
she was so damn hot... she was wearing a short, tight grey dress and black stockings. she just sat there with crossed legs, tapping on her phone. I could not avoid glancing over at her legs, and in just a few seconds my dick got really hard... o~o
now before you tell me off, let me just say that this is before I knew she was your girlfriend >:o
at that point my face was just completely red... and a massive bulge formed in my crotch area, as my roaring dick was trying to tear out of the confinement of my jeans.. <:s
I quickly folded my arms above it, I think I managed to hide my boner before she could see it, phew •n•
at this point I thought that the worst was over, and I don't have to worry about my dick getting harder. but SUDDENLY, she casually sighs, while running her hand through her thigh with one smooth, soft stroke. her hand ends up at her knee, which she grips and gently pulls towards her.
then she notices me spazzing out for no reason, gives me an inquiring look, and says:
-Hey, you look oddly familiar.. OH! Aren't you lotsofpain?
lotsofpain
spoils, I have a serious confession to make.