She told me it's because, when she wears stocks, her vagina "extends" into her dicks, so basically, all you had to do was tickle her foot and that's considered stroking her pussy... I found this pretty cool, even though nonsensical and went on with her idea.
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As I started fapping her cocks, her colon loosened up, just like she promised and three fat shits plopped out. She told me there were at least twenty, and that we had a long night ahead of us... I said nothing... And continued masturbating her thighs off.
Let me tell you about how that was like. Imagine you're rubbing your hand against a carpet, it starts to burn, right? Yeah, well it's NOTHING LIKE THAT, even though I imagined it would be that way! Her condoms (okay, okay, stockings! She gets offended for some reason when I call them condoms :/) are so smooth, that combined with her moist, mild thigh sweat, the whole experience was like sliding my hands through butter!
After a whole evening of stroking, rubbing, sweating, cumming, and shitting, she was finally finished... She shat out 36 fat pieces of crap total (one was the size of her foot! And yes, I counted them, lol... <_<) and orgasmed from leg-stroking eight times.
And the most surprising thing is, that even though I stroked her stocking-condoms for almost five hours, they were good as new. Not even a SINGLE tear or rip, or scratch. They were steaming hot though, even though she didn't feel a thing! I wondered what kind of bullshit are those condoms made of if they took no damage from the stroking and constant rubbing (I even scratched them a few times). She replied that it was something what was worth the two hundred dollars she payed for them at the custom stocking shop...
After the evening in the bathroom, my hands were sore and all I wanted was masturbate at the moment. She felt guilty for tiring me out so much for her needs, and wanted to fap for me :D
I was lying there with her on top of me thinking how great she is... Even though her asshole abused her for five hours and her colon is aching, she wants to thank me by pleasuring me helping me... Fuck with myself? I dunno how to describe it...
She said: "I could try stroking it with my thighs, it feels really good!", But I told her I don't want to see those things in my life... I was joking of course. After Grabbing them and holding them tightly, later on trying to budge them and ending up having them in my face, bashing me... After stroking them for several pleasure-filled hours, how could I disagree with those lovable, over-sized, fleshy, black-condom wearing meat sticks I called penises (out of shear love, obviously) all this time, stroking MY penis?! Penis and penis interaction, yup.
I said: "Hurry up and slap those COCKS OF YOURS against MY COCK and make sweet COCK LOVE!". She chuckled and sat her ass on the other side of my cock, so that I could see all the action, she said. This "cock-to-cock" fapping was quite interesting and pleasurable. Her thigh flesh held my cock in place tightly while she moved her cocks up and down, simulating the masturbating motion.
Ask me with what place she cocked me off! She put my cock at the fleshiest part of her fat thigh-cocks, right beside her vagina! She mentioned something about that it was the most pleasure-inducing and cum-extracting spot of her thighs. Chuckling, she said that this will churn so much cum out of my wiener, I'll get it all over the ceiling and the room...
Anyways, while "cocking me off"(stroking a cock using two legs) with her hotspot, she accidentally hooked her pussy onto my cock and pushed it deep inside. With a quick thigh-stroke, it popped right out and she moaned out of accidental pleasure. "Sorry... They were right beside each other..."- she moaned out, moments later. This didn't seem significant, but it just was a cute moment to be included here.
After a close intercourse of her legs and my cock, I came! YES, I did, finally. It felt awesome, like she said it would. I accidentally soaked her shiny leg condoms in cum, but she said it washes out with a shower. I spilled my juice all over her body, and only a few drops on myself, oops! She wasn't too mad and joked that "Haha, I guess me and my thighs got ourselves into this!". I just told her she looks cute when she's covered in cum, but later I thought that my compliment was a bit out of place... She chuckled though, win!
After she showered, she plopped in my bed, and I cuddled her up, gently rimming her fleshy buttocks against my hard dick :P, which she liked. We were tired as hell so we went to sleep.
Oh wow. A LOT of talking about your girlfriend. Woo! My fingers are tired from typing. AND FROMSLAPPING YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN THE ASS!!! Haha, kidding, kidding.
Or as the 12 year old me would say: jk, jk lol omg fucking shit lol fag taht is so friggin fucking delisiouso lololol hahahaha masusassdf!!!11!!
So anyway. Where have you been? Haven't heard from you in ages.
Ah, I see. Oop, looks like we'll have to cut this conversation short, we're getting close to 100 comments!
Yeah, the old times when I used to do this shit in a few days... Sigh... I'll try to visit more!
100 COMMENTS ON THE 7TH POST OF SIR SPOILDMILK THE FIRST! CONGRATULATIONS, GOVENOR, CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU.
Remember, try to turn back the clock to 2 years back the next festival of 100 comms so that it would seem like the good old days.
Shitty grammar, internet acronyms, retarded responses, anything faggy works! See ya, brotha!
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I call it "masturbating her legs" because it's basically rubbing and stroking her legs until she cums, and well, I consider her legs a pair of big fat dicks, which just plop around covered in black condoms... I found it strange that she cums if I do this for a while, and wondered how the heck were her legs connected to vaginal orgasms?