i read a smart book and then i go piss.
I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time
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reading is boring but it increases knowledge. nice! pissing is fun so that's fun!
- 1 INCH!!!
+ 0.5 INCH!!!
+ 2 knowledge (10 points: you're a bit smart)
+ ability to piss far
Penis size: 4.5 inches
Addiction to porn: 3 points
Knowledge: 4 points
Horny: 2 points
ABILITIES:
- ability to shoot spit really far
- ability to read
- ability to fuck stuff
- ability to piss far
then after my piss i drink a juice
oh good i like juice also
and after that i go watch telly.
ah, telly. nothing too old and nothing too new.
porn channel showed a guy masturbating and ejaculating on a babe's face and there's a few hot babes rubbing their legs to him
wow!!! that's some awesome porn!!!
+ 1 INCH!!!
+ 2 addiction points to porn (30 points: you're very addicted)
Penis size: 5.5 inches
Addiction to porn: 5 points
Knowledge: 4 points
Horny: 2 points
ABILITIES:
- ability to shoot spit really far
- ability to read
- ability to fuck stuff
- ability to piss far
then i went to take a wicked piss cos i really like to piss
wow, you like to piss! i dig that.
+ 0.5 INCH!!!
+ ability to piss without hitting the seat (new category unlocked: pissing!!!)
Penis size: 6 inches
Addiction to porn: 5 points
Knowledge: 4 points
Horny: 2 points
ABILITIES:
- ability to shoot spit really far
- ability to read
- ability to fuck stuff
Pissing:
- ability to piss far
- ability to piss without hitting the seat
then i go to bed
now?! but there's still much more to do! ok, i won't lower your size this time, but next time go to sleep later!!! also, you're now 7 years old.
ok i wake some shit up
ooooh that's good!
i dreamed that the same babe was on the floor on her knees and my dick was squirting huge amounts of dick juice known as semen into her mouth. it dripped down on her fucking tits and shit. it was awesome.
holy shit!!! that made me so hard!!! you make me so hard that i will give you the ability to masturbate!!!
+ 1 INCH!!!
+ 2 addiction points to porn (40 points: you're crazy about porn)
+ 1 horny point (20 point: you're horny)
+ ability to masturbate
Penis size: 7 inches
Addiction to porn: 7 points
Knowledge: 4 points
Horny: 3 points
ABILITIES:
- ability to shoot spit really far
- ability to read
- ability to fuck stuff
- ability to masturbate
Pissing:
- ability to piss far
- ability to piss without hitting the seat
then i went to take a piss and then brush my teeth
i got dressed and went to school.
there i read a book TWICE
then when i walked home i saw a really hot chick and asked her if she wanted to suck my dick for 50 dollars.
then i took her behind an alley and she sucked my dick pretty good
then when i went home i watched telly, porn channel
i ate a sandwish then i drank3 cans of soda
i watched porn channel for hours and hours because there were several chicks naked with smooth stockings n shit they were really hot i watched them rub their legs to each other it was so awesome
then i went to take a nice good long wicked piss
i took a crap and then picked up my shit and ate it. it was delicious.
then i read a book again and went to bed. wow, 100 comments already! nice! well, see ya in the next one, 6th newspost already, cool.
lotsofpain
so from dissapointment i fuck my pillow. i throw my sheets out the window and then i fuck my chair a few times.
spoildmilk
nice!!! that was fucking epic moves.
+ 0.5 INCH!!!
+ 2 horny points (10 points: you're a little horny)
+ ability to fuck stuff
Penis size: 5 inches
Addiction to porn: 3 points
Knowledge: 2 points
Horny: 2 points
ABILITIES:
- ability to shoot spit really far
- ability to read
- ability to fuck stuff