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spoildmilk
I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time

Age 27, Male

Lazy bum

ummm

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was that boy you

power vs power! WOOOOHOOOO!

yeah...
it never worked in teh first place :/
oh well im sorry to disappoint u adn everyone else
heres some spam:
Anal sex can be a pleasurable experience for gay men, but there are a few things you should know before having anal sex and a few tips to help ease the pain.

1.Know how the anus works.
Before having anal sex, let's talk about how the anus works. The anus is the opening at the end of the colon which controls the passage of waste. Waste passes through the small intestines to your colon, then your rectum and finally out the anus. The opening and closing of the anus is controlled by the internal and external sphincter muscles (the most important muscles when engaging in anal sex). The sphincter muscle is a sensitive membrane with many nerve endings and thus the source of pleasure or pain.

2.Reduce the pain.
Pain associated with anal sex can be due to pressure or friction against the sphincter muscles, hemorrhoids or anal fissures. Some pain can be reduced by properly lubricating. Seek a gay-friendly doctor for assistance with hemorrhoids, fissures or other medical conditions.

3.Get to know your body.
The more familiar you are with your body, the more enjoyable anal sex can be. Each person's sphincter muscles react to penetration differently. Since the muscles control the opening and closing of the anus, you need to learn how yours works. Spend time safely exploring the sensitivity of your sphincter and how it reacts when you are relaxed or tense. Practice relaxation techniques such as deep breathing. Use a small sex toy, then gradually increase the size. Exploring the sensitivity of your sphincter is an exercise both you and your partner can enjoy prior to penetration. Openly communicate how you feel in certain situations: What makes you tense? What are your limits? Stop if you feel uncomfortable, experience pain or bleeding. The more you both know about your bodies, the better your anal sex experience.

4.Practice good hygiene.
Many gay men shy away from anal sex because of the possible hygiene problems. Maintaining proper hygiene is not only important for an enjoyable anal sex experience, but your health as well. Cleaning can be overdone, however. Be careful with over the counter internal cleansing products. They contain harsh ingredients not formulated for the anus. Also, avoid over wiping as this can cause irritation and bleeding. Baby wipes also contain perfumes that can irritate the skin. To properly clean, use premoistened adult wipes, like Charmin Fresh Mates or Kleenex Cottonelle Flushable Wipes.

5.Beware of the dangers of STD's.
The anus is a thin membrane and therefore a hot bed for sexually transmitted diseases. HIV and other STD's can easily enter the bloodstream, especially when there are abrasions or tears in the anus. Having a thin membrane between your bloodstream and your partner's bodily fluids is what makes bareback sex so dangerous. Always use a condom and practice safer sex.

6.Dispel anal sex myths.
Many gay men avoid seeking medical attention because they feel if they've had anal sex the doctor can immediately tell. Yes, the anus is stretched after anal sex, but it returns to normal soon after. If you think something may be wrong with your anus, see a gay-affirmative doctor.

you stole this from the spammer, lol X)

make ORIGINAL spam next time to impress me k

dude i have a really awesome idea

what is it

we should really do it because it's awesome and stuff

now i'm interested

and no, i wasn't gonna say that i wanna have sex with you

thank god :/

i wanna say that...

yeah?

that...... that..................

come on spill it out

... i love you.

JOKING, JOKING! ;D

but seriously now, i wanna say that...

oh for a second there i though you really loved me that would be gay :/ no offence though

i should post 100 comments in every one of your newsposts!

that's insane. you would never pull it off, i have like 93 newsposts and you'll have to post about 9300 comments. it's crazy and impossible

sounds like a crazy idea, huh?

more like a mission IMPOSSIBLE

but it is possible, man. i just got to not stop commenting. and we'll complete this SPAM FEST... uh... i mean REALLY AWESOME PLAN in no time!!!

this is crazy

so, are you in or are you in? i know you can't resist... ;)

i do not believe you can pull it off it's looney to post so much comments. your hands will get sore for tiping on the keyboard so much :/ but ok, i wanna see you try to complete this challenge

SPLENDID! my hands will do all the work, and you try to relax and respond to my every comment, ok pretty boy? ;)

oh man do i HAVE TO respond to every comment? and whatcha call me? :/

now, for a warm up...

okey

i really love you man, i really do.

dude. that's G.A.Y. no offence, but, ewwww that's gay

that's why i want you to have sex with me. wild gay sex. do you agree or do you agree?

i don't. i really posetivly don't agree.

i see you agreed. well then, let's get started.

no i did not agree!

here, i'll uncover my tool and my balls.

please don't sir

you uncover your's, to. ok?

i will do no such thing.

oooh, your toys are perfect! i will play with them well...

i do not agree to that

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