- dude!
- sup?
[wham!]
- OUCH! what was that for?!
- because i got an F for my test
- is it my fault that you didn't study?
- no, but it is your fault that you brought porn to school instead of those answers that i asked for, you dumbass!
- speaking of porn, check this out:
[gives picture with porn]
- what the hell?
- yeah, i know! that porn is f**king AWESOME!
- it's a naked babe...
- well, duh
- i don't feel like checking out porn right now
- awww...
- i feel like i should smack you in the head
- no don't do that!
Teacher: WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?!
- just smacking each other
Teacher: WELL THEN, CARRY ON
[smack!]
- OUCH! stop that!
- oh, your right. i should use this baseball bat to smack you
[smack!]
- OUCH! no, i don't want anymore smack!
- you sure?
[smack!]
- YES I'M SURE!!!
- ok then bring answers to the next test, k?